Hello,
My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a potter.
I have been potterising for nearly two decades now. I stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop The Potter’s Reel, down here in Lower Swell. The shop is named after my potter’s wheel which goes round and round. Like a reel.
Here are some reviews of some of my favourite bits from the world they call “Art”.
1. Painting
The Last Supper – Da Vinci’s masterpiece. The last supper I had was a cheese sandwich and a slice of pork pie. Very tasty it was although the pork pie repeated on me for a while and the cheese gave me nightmares.
2. Movies
Exodus – Batman takes the Jews on a long walk. Goes on a bit.
3. Literature
Little Women – Louisa May Alcott’s book about midget females. Lacks lesbian love lust. Goes on a bit.
4. Musicals
My Fair Lady – From “Cor Blimey Guv’nor!” to “High Nigh Brine Cow” in 3 hours! Lovely frocks too!
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5. Zumba Club
Tomorrow’s Zumba Club will now take place in the Frozen Foods aisle in Spar and not as previously advertised in the World Foods aisle. Someone dropped a bottle of Soya Sauce and Sally won’t get round to clearing it up until tomorrow.
TCTP
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Terry,
My world would be empty if not for your wonderful posts regarding art. I have lead a sheltered life and therefore have no other way to enjoy the humanities other than your posts.
May the Lord of the Flies keep your heart pure.
Hot diggety dog to you to Wally!
Damn… and I was saving Little Women for a special time and place…
I have a pop up version i can send…
Make sure it has big letters!
I watched Little Women as an in-flight movie while flying home from Vancouver last month. Couldn’t believe how they completely glossed over the lesbian love.
Censorship!
Its a good thing then Ginger I have plenty of Veggies frozen in our home freezers. I would hate to slip on that Soya source
Big smiles.. and have a good weekend.. 🙂
Soy sauce is registered here in the colonies as hazardous material. That spill needs government intervention to make it worse.
You can crack soya sauce apparently
What does Terry think of The Brothers Karamazov?
They were his favourite troupe of trapeze artistes!
It’s the pastry in the pork pie that causes the repeats. Happens all the time.
The frozen food section should keep those Zumba people moving.
Frozen foods are deadly in some hands
Terry is quite the Renaissance man. I don’t know how he has the time to be so informed about film, literature, Fine Arts–so many interests! I don’t know how he does it with all his potterising. Tell me. Who is his Muse?
A man called Derek who supplies his clay!
I hope that Frozen Foods aisle won’t be too tempting for the Zumba Clubbers.
Always a risk Amy