Buckingham Palace today issued a statement telling us that Her Royal Queeness is upset over allegations surrounding Prince Randy Andy and his nonce mates.
Lord Edward Sneer, Keeper of the Royal Spittoon told Gfb’s newshound, Daphne Kerplunk, “It is all a tissue of lies about Randy Andy. It has to be. The man is a complete bellend. He has as much intelligence as a damp flannel.”
Prince Charles came out in support of his younger brother by insisting that Andrew’s “enormous” appetite for heroin and cocaine made it highly unlikely that his interests extended “in that direction.”
“Even his favourite nag likes a bag of ganja now and again!” Chirped Charlie.
Randy’s Horse – Roach
He then garbled, “One must understand that one’s talking to plants and one’s bogies constitutes all the qualifications one requires to be Monarch. Hurry up and pop thine clogs Mama,” before hopping over a fence to resume a conversation with a neighbour’s herbaceous border.
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Brilliant!
We are truly blessed to have you keep us abreast of the truth surrounding the shenanigans across the pond.
Pbs at its best!
If I could stop laughing, I might be able to construct a comment. No, hilarity rules.
I missed regular reports from the palace. Thank goodness your people are on it.
Our new global news network is kicking in John
You, sir, are seriously demented. By the way, if she would have me, I would shag the Queen until the cows took over.
Who wouldn’t
This was not the response I expected.
We all have our pecadillos
I’m delighted to see the chinstraps making a comeback — I have a hard time believing the Royals without them.
It is how they cope with all the inbreeding physical foibles