Prince Randy Andy’s reputation was given another kicking today when his unfaithful, adulterous, toe-suckee former wife Sarah “Fergie” Ferguson spoke up for the Duke of Golf.
Fergie and Andy In Happier Times
She spoke to reporters Monday in Verbier in the Swiss Alps, “The York family is a tight unit. We’ve always been a tight unit.He is the greatest man there is. It was the finest moment of my life in 1986 when I married him. He is a great man, the best in the world.”
Fergie divorced “the best man in the world” many many years ago.
Fergie also told a pal, “Jeez the things I have to say to keep the moolah rolling in from him and to keep my name in with the Yanks. He’s the intelligence of an egg whisk. Squeezing boils was more fun than listening to him prattle on about his sand game. The Twat.”
Fragrant and Hirsute – The Perfect Combo
Prince Charles has asked Prince William to chivvy along her Royal Fragrance and loveliness Our Kate and squeeze out the second sprog.
Lord Sidney Itch, Purveyor to the Royal Rash, told Gfb’s Daphne Kerplunk, “Chuck’s going fucking bonkers on this one. He reckons if Kate can give birth, preferably at the live final of Britain’s Got Talent in a few weeks time , it will take the pressure of Randy Andy and not threaten Chuck’s chances of getting his greasy little mitts on Mama’s orb and sceptre.”
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I know your version is better but now you have me googling to find out what the hell happened.
Not a nice story I am afraid
Always knew that red lipstick was smeared in the first picture for some reason.
Bet they are booking Prince Harry and friends for Vegas, too?
Expect a Harry Charity special soon!
Bless the Yorks. Just an average family with normal problems.
Everyday people indeed. Half of them are in New York trading of the connections. Gotta love it!
She looked older than my Grandmother. And she’s been dead for 20 years.
Brilliant!
Fergie is in the news again? I always felt sorry for her. Good old Chuck may have to wait a while longer.
Hope so Susie
The Yorks? … I thought they were the Windsors. … oh well, cheers to any pic of Kate.