Little ray of non-publicity seeking sunshine Katie Hopkins is under a cloud at the moment. The Queen of mock outrage, who has a trombone for a kneecap recently visited a Food Bank in Devon with the aim of belittling “the feckless” scroungers who use it.
She lambasted a legless man for wasting the nation’s resources by buying trousers saying, “This is why the country is going to the dogs. If legless people can afford trousers then something is seriously wrong.”
A kerfuffle then ensued with a woman waiting at a nearby bus stop. For the #34 to Tiverton.
“My arse she’s waiting for a bus!” said Katie to the handily located camera, “She is probably a prostitute. She looks like one. And she is hanging about. All adds up.”
PHWOAR!!!!!
It was when Katie left the Food bank to assail a nearby roundabout for being round, that staff noticed a number of tins of marrow fat peas were missing.
An insider told Gfb newshound, Cindy Etch-a-Sketch, “Katie had just finished a frenzied sex session with Nigel Farage and needed to replenish her energy levels with marrow fat peas which you can only get at Food Banks these days. She will send a cheque to cover the cost. He is lucky. Katie normally eats the male after copulation.”
Duncan-Spliff ‘avin it laaarge…..
If you have any spare tins of marrow fat peas why not send them to Katie!
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very funny, well done
Cheers – it is plausible sadly
I know! I wrote this one a while ago; you might like it:
http://sayitin500.wordpress.com/2014/06/30/bbc-film-2114-review-of-12-years-a-fooodbank-user/
Tell her to ride Nigel Farage down to Iceland, you can get Harry Ramsden Marrowfats down there, two for a quid lol
Class – Cheers I think this is the start of a marrow fat revolution!
Mon the Marrowfats lol
Big smiles… :-D… sounds like 2015 is off to a Hop-kin start.. 🙂 Happy New Year Ginger.. x
He looks like a frog that just shat itself. Actually she looks like she came out of a frog’s arse. Suddenly everything makes sense.
I love the fact that he stands on tip toe when speaking.
This is a knee slapper. Of course, I don’t dare cause my arthritis will act up and there is no marrow fat to rub on it.
Wise John, very wise
Thank you, Gfb, for introducing me to someone from Great Britain who may be as loathable as I find American Ann Coulter. I had to go to Mr. Google to learn more about Katie Hopkins this time, but now that I know a little bit more, I’ll let you keep informing me about her so I can be sure to stay out of her way!
She is a piece of work Debra.
I read the first paragraph with complete credulity. Where Hopkins is concerned, the line between her actions and satire is blurred. Even blaming the legless man for wearing trousers didn’t seem out of character.
I know it is one of those things where you can think of anything and she is capable of saying it.