Hi Kids,
Christmas can be a tricky time for opiate users!
My former dealer Dinsdale used to pack up shop and head off to the lovely island of Santorini to help an archeological dig over the Holiday period. Always good to have a hobby don’t you think.
Anyway as my supply of Class A’s dried up for a few days I was forced to use my imagination as to what to snort, sniff, inject or smoke to attain an alternative level of consciousness.
So, if you find yourself stuck this yuletide in the search for narcotics heaven, here are a few ideas;
- Snort a bauble
- Smoke ground up tinsel (the hallucinogenic quality of tinsel has long been overlooked.)
- Rob a neighbour
- Place a large Turkey on your head and breathe its decaying fumes After 4 days the high is extraordinary!
Christmas Crack Pudding is lovely too. Make sure it is locally sourced though.
Merry Christmas!
Peace and Love
Uncle Crackhead
I like the turkey suggestion. Does it work just as well with a Chinese pheasant, Uncle Crackhead?
No. Chinese peasant though.
Christmas Crack Pudding sounds delightful.
Mmmmmmm……..
A bit of FYI for when preparing the holiday grind. The new plastic tinsel icicles just aren’t (as the hip say) “heavy” as the old leaded icicles. Jingle on!
Jingle all the way! Marvellous tip there. Thanks!
Thanks uncle. The turkey idea is a new one. I’ll have to pass that on to my kids.
Here to serve John!
Merry Christmas Ginger.. take it easy when you put your head in the cupboard.. Happy New Year to you also..
Sue
….not just for opiate users! Happy Christmas, Jim!!
Ginger, Peace and Love! 🙂
Likewise Marina!
A Christmas wish like none before. Merry Christmas to you, your family, the gang, and Oily.
Likewise Frank! Have a great time and a peaceful and prosperous 2015
Ground up tinsel! Ha! That must be just the proper toxic. Merry Christmas, Ginger! Peace.
The high is glittering but flame retardant