Hello Oily
Pubic hair topiary is all the rage this year in North Devon. What is your view on “The Brazilian”? Sambatastic or are you a bush guy.
Aged Elsie, Bideford
Oily Replies;
Elsie,
I spent a summer on Copacabana a few years ago and filmed the real Brazil in my documentary ‘City of Thongs’. (Did you know that Queen Victoria wore an early prototype, a kind of hair shirt for the arse – which historians claim explains her permanent miserable gurn).
Armed with such fascinating historical facts I wandered the beach interviewing, oiled up thong clad ass shaking women. The results were…..well, exhausting.
The question I ask society at large in this wonderful piece of “Deep Throat” journalism is a simple one: is the thong all it’s cracked up to be?
Oh and by the way Elsie, I found your false teeth. Not sure how they got clamped there without me noticing overnight. Let’s stay off the rum in future!
Oily
For the sake of good journalism, Oily knows how to tackle a difficult subject that people want to know.
With gusto Frank!
Oily approaches all his interests with gusto.
Do you think you could be a good bloke and share Elsie’s phone number with me?
0898 69 69 69
Thank you kind sir. You have no idea what this means to me.
We missed you Oily, Bob, MysticMM and Agnes. Hope all is well.
Oh yeah! So good to see you back! And with Oily, too. Cheers!
Cheers!
We can sleep easy tonight. Oily’s back and already drawing Elsie’s fire. Who knows where her false teeth may have otherwise ended up.
An awful prospect Ankur
Oily really needs to publish a memoir of all his bits.
One bit will do!
I can see how this kind of Deep Throat journalism might be exhausting! Thank goodness oily is here to do the job. Welcome back! I hope all is well with you.
Very well indeed thank you Amy – was travelling and writing for a few weeks. Hope life is good with you and yours!
Its great to see oily back again
Cheers Harry – are you well?
So glad to have you back. You have to wonder about the rum and the teeth in place all night. Again. I really don’t want to know.
A grubby image indeed John
Welcome back!! I’ve missed you. And oily.
Cheers Nancy. – are you well?
Meh. Trying to keep all the balks in the air at once. Failing miserably. 🙂 You?
Fine thanks – travelled a lot, wrote a lot, new job and new running shoes………
Good stuff!
Such a sage, our Oily friend.
Wisdom such as this don’t come cheap
Good to see you back Ginger.. I had not seen your updates in the reader.. and just have way too many a backlog now in my email..
So good to see your sense of Humour has not got trimmed ,, 🙂
Bright eyed and bushy tailed!
I should have read this before Christmas… would have made the holidays more bearable. Where the heck have you been, by the way?
Was travelling, changing jobs and drafting a novel. The strange thing is I spent 2 days with the in laws over Xmas and that felt like 3 months. If ever you want to know people passionate about memory foam I’m your man. You well?
Novel? Cool. When shall it see the light of day? You must be awful excited.
I’m well, not posting much but writing all the same.
The book is a while away yet. Enjoying the process. Good to hear you are still writing!
Best wishes for it – I know it is a tremendous amount of work. Looking forward to seeing it one day.
Cheers – it will take a while!