Oily George’s latest erotic masterpiece has been described by crticis as a clear satire on the youth obsessed Western culture. “Hand Shandy III” will be available soon on DVD in wankvision.
Hello Oily
You are great and so sexy – how do you do it?
Shiney Sheena, Wisconsin
Heeelllooooo Sheena,
Kind of you to say so and thank you for the photo. Usually I have to ask/badger/beg my ladies to send their portraits but looking at you, my you are enthusiastic. And ambidextereous. A fact I am logging in the darkest recesses of my febrile mind.
How do I maintain my sexiness? Well as you can see from my profile, I model myself on close personal friend and fellow Oil Spill, George Hamilton.
The dear chap has taught me so much about how to slither through life. He was the inspiration that got me into the How-Do-They-Do-That market that I cater for. I doff my fedora to the slippery one
Oily
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I’m shocked and stunned at the news that Oily has a role model!!!
There is one for everyone Frank!
Oily is so Crude.
Slick too
I needed this giggle today. Thanks Jim.
Most welcome Nancy!
The fedora with the grease stain I imagine
Wankvision……….bwahahahaha!
I feel greasy having read this. And how come George Hamilton isn’t the father of Sandra Bullock – I mean there’s a doppleganger thing going on right there (excepting the age and sex differences)
I see the resemblance now. Of course! Why didn’t I make the connection? Oily George George Hamilton!
You never see them in the same room together