Hello
I was round Aunt Bab’s this morning adjusting her new Stenna chairlift. She was very grateful, although medically speaking there is nothing wrong with her unless being bone idle is now recognised as a medical condition.
The lift does set her new wallpaper off a treat though.
I had the inaugural journey, as I needed the smallest room. Got stuck on the landing and had to walk the rest of the way. Not exactly Neil Armstrong – can’t have everything in life.
I had a go at that Sudokio in The Sun whilst on the pot. All Those Numbers! In Boxes. Up. Down. Across. Did My Head In. Numbers are bollocks. End of.
So I rolled up the paper and swatted a fly who was banging its head against the frosted window pane.
Bit like me with the Sodokio.
I walked down the stairs.
The lads in the Dubious Pilchard were impressed when I told them of my new fitness regime. Given up crisps too. On Sundays at least.
Rio’s only round the corner after all……
Be lucky.
Bob
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Bob’s visits are getting fewer and far between. I hope he is getting the right kind of diet.
He is moving to a low fibre high calorie diet Ankur – not the wisest decision but this is a man who just will not listen ot medial advice!
Bob seems constipated, or is he just in the process of creating Sooty’s travelling companion for Rio?
He’s working it out as we speak Frank!
As my idol if Bob can give up crisps on Sunday so can I. Hummm naw. Not going to happen.
Forget your Olympic Dreams then John!
Gave them up years ago
Bob is MY FATHER………..
You are a very lucky girl Andra to have such wisdom only a flush away….
Hi Sis (Andra Watkins); Long time no see. How’s Mum these days?
*Sudokio* on the pot is something that’s beyond me, I’m afraid. Didn’t know dear old Bob was so…ambidextrous?
We all have hidden depths
Sudoko puzzles have been giving me some trouble lately. Maybe I should take a page from Bob and try solving them on the pot.
Absiloutely Michelle. I’m surprised Newton never discovered gravity on the pot. Kinda obvious really.