Hello,
Regular readers of my lies will know I recently joined the reincarnee’s dating agency, “Have We’ve Met B4?” (www.previouslovepreviouslives.com)
I have met a lovely man! Called Lionel.
In his previous life he was Julius Caesar and was building Hardrian’s Wall.
Today he works in a brick factory and has built a brick wall in his back bedroom. It’s lucky he works in a brick factory isn’t it!
He regularly pours boiling oil over passers by and on Friday crucified a man who was selling flannels door to door. The Police have had a word with him about this. As you would expect.
He explained the misunderstanding and bought a couple of flannels as a peace offering.
I’m going round for Tea tonight. Traditional dress. I’m a bit worried. My hammer toes aren’t really set off by a sandal. Still hopefully the inflatable Christian I have bought from www.slaughterthereligous.com should keep his mind off my pudgy tootsies.
I am taking a sherry trifle for pudding.
Agnes
gingerfightback.wordpress.com 
Agnes, the working class version of Rebecca Brooks, she can hack my phone any day and i just love sherry trifle…………with added ginger.
Huzzah!
Beware the ides of whatever month it is…
March!
I meant whichever month she is going to Tea in.
March!
Trifle pudding can hide a number of problems including hammer toe.
Verily it is the petroleum jelly of desserts
Really upset – the link to slaughterthereligious isn’t working. I would have joined and everything.
Damn it GCHQ must have taken it down again – i will give Julian a call see if he can get it back up for us.
Me too. I wanted to join…….
Alright then…….
Alright now……….
Is Agnes stalking Ed Milliband? The picture suggests she is.
http://voxpoliticalonline.com/2014/09/21/milibands-pledge-on-minimum-wages-is-a-slap-in-the-face-for-trickle-down-tories/
I do love Agnes’ can-do spirit. When life hands you lemons, get an inflatable Christian. Go get ’em, Agnes!
She is a great fan of Victor Mature in The Robe – explains a lot i feel