Narcissistic loon Tony Blair has called upon President Obama to bomb Glasgow as he is convinced the Islamic State has gained a foothold in the land of the Kilted.
As he told GFB,
“I was with the Chairs of RBS, Barclays, BP and Halliburton explaining how to create the conditions for peace via slaughter, when I was handed a dossier entitled “Al-Alex Salmond Plans to introduce Deep Fried Islam to Scotland.” It’s all true because the dossier came in a nice plastic folder and had some pictures in it. One showed the Glasgow Rangers ground with a bloke with a beard sitting in one of the seats. What more proof do you need?”
So, I called me old muckers Bill Clinton and George W to see if the Yanks could strike and y’know what? They never returned my call! Me! After all I’ve done for America!
Didn’t bother with Obama – never liked fellas who are rational.
But mark my words – Scotland will be the next Islamist bolthole.”
Blair is demented!
God I miss George Dubya for his comedic value…
Allah who och bah!
Come back Ronald Raygun – I need a good laugh in the current state of affairs… Actually, where is that state? It;s not on my map… Damn the Torygraph… I thought this map was up to date 😦
I just hope the haggis factory survives the attack.
We can only hope
Kilted Islamists. I would love to see that.
Give it time John…..
Tony Blair is quite becoming in that sausage hat.
He is a stud – no mistake
All eyes on Scotland! What will they do? Is a vote for secession a vote to give up fine whiskey? I don’t think the distilleries will make it in an Islamic State.
It would be a tad difficult!
ISIS is using the deep-fried approach? …. oh my my … they are more aggressive than I thought.
They intend to batter the opposition
Consider your words marked.
I will!
They are assuming the US has enough money for bombs. The credit card is about max-ed out..(Peter Max that is…he’s outta of all but a few galleries here)
Bill, however is always ready to skirt some issues or interns
Tony just wants to BOMB EVERYTHING!
So he’s just the bomb
And the sight