The Queen has pleaded with Scots to remain part of the United Kingdom. The big funnelled monarch, celebrating 600 years without a thought, is very “worried” about developments, particularly losing her holiday cottage in Balmoral.
To show her devotion to her Scottish subjects Her Royal Linerness has taken to wearing the national symbol of Scotland, the Scotch Egg.
Royal watcher, Form A-Orderly-Queue told Gfb, “Her Royal Minus is very keen that the Sweaty Socks stay part of the UK. She adores shortbread, has read all of Irvine Welsh’s novels, is addicted to Temazepan and Irn Bru is her favourite hangover cure.”
Why don’t they want wonky Prince Charlie as their next King?
Prince Phillip has ordered tanks to be placed outside the house of Scottish firebrand and slurper of soup, Alex “Fatty” Salmond, describing him as a “Slimy sporran sniffing Jock Bastard,” to close pals.
The Prince is also worried that summers will have to be spent at Butlins in Minehead in future.
What will the Scottish People decide? Will it be life in the Faslane? Or is that the nuclear option?
Och Aye The Noo
Mammy!
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Oh dear… on a very important note, is the Queen likely to lose some revenue from a Scottish revolt? The horror!
Nuc’em!!! 😉
Don’t the Scots favor sausages?
I say until HRM comes out with support for Haggis the pressure should be kept on.
Surely a step too far John
The Queen is stylin’!
Expect it to feature on catwalks this season Susie
Aye, leave the fookin bravefarts aline!
Aye!
What! No bowl of haggis in her hand?
We all have our standards Jamie
At least she wouldn’t have to pretend to understand Robbie Burns anymore 🙂
And she no longer will have Lorraine Kelly fawning about her. Suddenly a yes vote doesn’t seem such a bad thing!
I like how the Scotch Egg stays afloat on Her Majesty’s hat. It’s an artform
Years of practice and dedication to duty!
OMG Jim, you are hilarious!
All true!
All hail! 🙂
It’s Charles, isn’t it? The real reason for the revolt. He’s never been able to wear a kilt well. Attempts at Scottish accessories just seems greasy.
Pervy to