As the new series of the X Factor starts on TV tonight, we were able to snap Simon warming up with his balls in his new passion, Rhythmic Gymnastics.
Great control Big Fella!
“It’s all about the wrist”
Simon’s new show, “Celebrity Drowning” a reality format combining Gymnastics, Dance, Cooking and Holding Your Breath Underwater is gonna be huge!!!!!!
Yes folks – the man has balls!
Fellow judge Louis Whatshisname showed off his beam skills.
“Hello Ronan – I have an idea – Beamzone!”
Whilst new judge Foghorn Spice still has some way to go……..
“Fook me this is fookin ‘ard”
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I had no idea Simon was so limber!
Boy is he bendy Amy!
Such grace.
Balletic
Finally. Celebrity drowning. Something worth watching…does the audience get to nominate contestants…..Does the water depth increase as the show progresses? Can the audience vote on how many bricks get tied to the contestants?
Intriguing reality show idea to float out!
Perhaps witch dunking could be incorporated
Have to say Simon had some pretty nice looking gams
Sure does!
Yes, but can he do that with a sausage on his head?
Sadly not
Simon does a Cow well. In a sort of Picasso style. Although maybe what he’s holding means it’s a bull.
Gurnica per chance?
Coobee!
Everyone should have a chance to experience Simon’s balls.
A noble sentiment
I used to be able to do that first contortion. I think it looked better on me.
Show off!
And no balls needed!
People pay good money to see that
Delighted that Foghorn has returned home. Please keep her there.
There has been a marked downturn in the classiness of the UK with her return to Blighty