Oily,
I am afraid of the dark. As a Vampire this causes issues regarding my work-life balance.
I’ve lost my torch.
Vlad, Bucharest
Oily Replies;
Vlad, I once shot a camp vamp romp in Voslovovitrichbitchstitchvitch.
Early 90’s. Wonderful part of the world. The rolling mountains like a fair maiden’s heaving bosoms. Except with goats on them.
The women were very hairy and manly. May well have been men now I think about it. The alleyway was dark, the local brew strong.
As she tenderly growled she picked me up and threw me over her shoulder assuring me that Igor was a girl’s name in that part of the world. And who was I to argue. Especially with two broken ribs.
As the song goes “Fang Heaven for little girls……..”
Oily
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Once you go Vlad, you never go back… or something like that. 🙂
Vlad you liked it Nancy!
Ol’ Oily has been around. He’s got a problem for every little solution, or so he would have us believe.
Very perceptive Ankur! The topics are running low for him.
Reminds me of an old song by Sly and the Family Stone…”Fang you for letting me be myself….”
Tooth be told that is a classic
Vampires are just a pain in the neck.
They are not partial to steak though
They take it to heart when someone is.
Offal thing to say