My 5 A Day Diet! By Crackhead in the Cupboard
August 19, 2014 by gingerfightback
As you know we are always being told to have 5 a day! I couldn’t agree more!
I recommend a Marijuana, Vodka, Crack, Speed, Smack sandwich – on locally sourced Wholegrain naturally.
No butter as it is bad for the heart.
Peace and Love
Uncle Crackhead
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Is there room for a substitution? Whole grain gives me a rash.
Certainly John!
The marijuana would give you the munchies — BUT — I like that you counterbalance it with crack AND speed! This is a sure-fire path to being svelte!
We are what we eat Nancy
Truer words were never spoken.
What the hell, I’m adding butter.
Good lad!
Any suggestions for bowel blockage? Yours, Constipated Chris.
Crackhead will give it some thought whilst he warms up his pipe
Good advice, though I will substitute rum for the vodka. And butter. I think I’ll go with the butter…you only live once, right?
Enjoy!
The doors on the cupboard are important – to prevent one from grabbing cookies and chips and all that stuff from munchies. No doors barred? No diet success?
I’m allergic to wheat. Can you recommend an alternative to the bread? I’m very conscious about what I put in my body. Clean living and all that.