Gingerfightback’s gymnastics correspondent Jamal Roly-Poly was shocked to see his Holiness Pope Francis undertake a rigorous workout on fabled hardcore gymnastics apparatus – The Pommel!
The Pontiff displayed enormous strength and precision particularly in his flair kicks which Roly-Poly considered to be County Standard.
He Has Flair
Busty Born Again Catholic Beauty, Angharad Big Baps cooed, “Not only is the Pope really nice and Holy like but he is ripped as well – wouldn’t mind getting hold of his Holy Sacraments – Phwoaaarr – Off to Lourdes for me!”
His Holy Moly Muscleyness then confounded Roly Poly with a brill session on the Rings!
GB Gymnast, Lewis Smith told Gfb – “Gotta hand it to the Big Man – no swaying from his path and always managed to keep that cheeky chappie grin intact – Go Frankie Babe!”,
The Pope hopes to compete at the Rio Olympics for The Vatican – we reckon he would be a shoe in for Gold (But can’t think of a Pope on a Rope gag)
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What a spry fellow! He must be so strong to do the Pommel.
God moves in mysterious ways Amy!
Impressive upper body strength, pontiff!
He can do press ups whilst reciting the whole Latin Mass
I might actually go to church if there was a chance I’d get to see the priest do that.
Wouldn’t we all! Redeemed souls and great pecs – a winning combo in anyone’s language Nancy!
Extraordinarily fit for a man of his years.
A miracle
I think he has an inside advantage in that he has God as a trainer
Always helps John
Will Angharad Big Baps be able to change Frankie Babe’s view on contraception? Can’t wait for the next episode. 🙂
We can only pray!
I once saw His Holyness do a two handed monstrance lift while an acolyte was swinging a smoking thurible at him. Papa never even flinched.
He is a gym beast Wally!
I love a good theological post. Now |I’m seeing the Pope in an entirely new light ha ha ha. Thanks for the laugh
Cheers Peter – I was an altar boy – if only…….
I wonder if the Vatican team would chose him to carry the flag. Meanwhile, I never realized his resemblance to Rudy Giuliani.
You’re right about the resemblance…is it something – or is it nothing….a worry
Maybe they are one in the same! …. or twins from different mothers.
Now you come to mention it – perhaps I should do Rudy in some guise….
This is so funny – really a bell ringer. Just can’t stop laughing long enough to wittily comment
Good!
He has such an infectious grin. Oh-oh…it really is risky to use the word “infectious” when replying to you, Gfb! But aren’t we glad the Pope was in such fine shape before he took off for South Korea. I hope he’s still smiling!
I bet he could do that Jean Claude Van Dam thing for doing the splits between the two trucks as they drive along. He seems fit enough to pull it off.
I have just placed a cushion over me privates