I had the morning off waiting for Curry’s to deliver the new flat screen TV. It’s got surround sound, radar, sonar and a missile launching system. Naturally they didn’t turn up.
The curly Kale diet was working its magic and I was on the pot reading The Sun.
The Yanks are going to start bombing Iraq again because although we “won” and “left a vibrant, pluralistic, democratic state” behind, it has all gone a bit tits up and some Angry Lads who think they are indestructible want to set up a Caliphate (whatever that is – thought it was a camping stove) – and suppress everything that lives there – even the wind if it blows too hastily.
Now a load of Ancient Christians are stuck up an Iraqi mountain (like Moses when he nipped up one to get a few do’s and dont’s – the one about not killing is always good for a laugh) – the Angry Lads want to kill them because their version of the same God is different – largely in choice of headwear it seems to me.
Then there’s the Israeli’s – same God – different head-gear again – slaughtering the innocents and creating more Angry Lads in the process.
Jesus was up a mountain – told us to be good – talk about stating the obvious! Then he was slaughtered – on a mountain.
Fuck it – going down the Stretched Testicle for a few pints.
At least me bowels are moving with aplomb.
But what is it with religion and mountains?
Go tell it my son!
I blame Buddhists. Bastards to a man.
Bob
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You have got to the root of the problem as usual, with alacrity. Buddha never went up, or even down, a mountain. All he did was sit under a tree on the sub-continental flats on the eastern side. Didn’t even pour his heart out into a book that could be misquoted and misinterpreted for eternity. Slacker.
Shameful
I’m in awe. This is definitely the best summation of recent events that I have seen in any journalistic outlet.
Cheers – but it is just so incredibly circular with nobody willing to break this nonsense down
Leave it to Bob to reach right in and grab the heart of the matter. Nicely done.
Cheers John – never ending
Bob on the pot just says “bombs away” every time he sits on the throne!
Deadly from six inches
I share Bob’s potly confusion. If it wasn’t so highly improbable I might be tempted to think that a politician or two had told fibs to us in the past.
Highly unlikely – something is afoot involving the split in Islam I would wager
Bob has got it all figured out. I think he should have his own talk show!
To much echo and the flushing is a unedifying interlude!
Why is it the simple working man is always the one who understands what is truly going on. If everyone would just wear the same hats, there would be no confusion. Bob puts it beautifully. But I agree, I think a few pints would help.
One hat sounds good but no doubt there would be arguments over the length of any peak
Wow. Bob certainly has been doing some heavy contemplating. He doesn’t usually tackle such strong issues but I would say he has got a good take on it. Perhaps he should do more of this.
Perhaps he will – curly Kale makes a man think