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The Queen’s Horse Drug Scandal – Shocking Picture!

July 24, 2014 by gingerfightback

Hello

Gingerfightback gained access to the Royal Stud yesterday to nab this picture of the racehorse owned by The Queen who has failed a drugs test (the horse that is not Her Majesty – although she is partial to Charles’ organic Duchy Originals Ganja).

The photo clearly shows the horse named Have A Bang On This Little Number, abusing drugs in a most unseemly manner.

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The Queen was unavailable for comment as she was in Scotland to open the Commonwealth Games. To celebrate this great day for the land of the long sweaty sock, Liz festooned her bonnet with Scotch Eggs!

One Has The Munchies

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17 Responses

on July 24, 2014 at 12:22 pm | Reply marina kanavaki

Alas….!!!! 😉
- on July 24, 2014 at 1:10 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  A crying shame – Just Say No to drugs Marina!
on July 24, 2014 at 1:38 pm | Reply silkpurseproductions

We have three big races for Thoroughbreds here in Canada. One is called, “The Queen’s Plate”, and is probably the most acclaimed. It ran a few weeks ago. One is called the, The Prince of Wales” and is running next Tuesday. We may be a little more laid back here in Canada but I don’t think “Have A Bang On This Little Number” would make the cut.
- on July 24, 2014 at 1:55 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Believe it or not there used to be a horse called Roll A Joint raced in England in the early 90’s!
  - on July 24, 2014 at 2:07 pm silkpurseproductions
    
    Hahahhahah…I would have to get He-Who to tell you some of the crazy names we have had here. He has some pretty good stories after a lifetime of working the track.
  - on July 24, 2014 at 7:01 pm gingerfightback
    
    Look forward to hearing them Michelle!
on July 24, 2014 at 3:08 pm | Reply NancyTex

The munchies are the best part of getting high, non? 🙂

That said, Maltesers are the worst candy every created. Bad choice, Lizzy.
- on July 24, 2014 at 7:04 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Maltesers just have to be eaten in Great big gobby Handfuls
on July 24, 2014 at 7:46 pm | Reply colonialist

I am confused. You say the horse that is not Her Majesty failed the drug test? Therefore the horse that IS Her Majesty didn’t fail it?
- on July 24, 2014 at 8:06 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Her majesty’s horse failed the test
  - on July 24, 2014 at 8:55 pm colonialist
    
    *stubbornly* Right, that’s the one that is not Her Majesty. I got that. Thus Her Majesty is the other horse. You SAID so!
on July 24, 2014 at 8:27 pm | Reply John W. Howell

How do these horses go astray? I blame the owners they’re who I blame.
- on July 25, 2014 at 5:55 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  All those visits around the world by the Queen can only mean one thing Drug mule
on July 24, 2014 at 9:07 pm | Reply philosophermouseofthehedge

(You know she’s spitting nails over this – always loved her horses…..So ya think drawn and quartering is about to make a come back?)
Meanwhile the horse is blaming it on diversity – respecting other cultures? Oh, neigh.
- on July 25, 2014 at 5:57 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Pun master class!
on July 25, 2014 at 5:07 pm | Reply The Regular Guy NYC

God save the Queen! Crack is whack!
- on July 25, 2014 at 9:37 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Gawd bless yer ma’am!