Hello Folks
My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a Potter.
I have been potterising for nearly two decades now. I stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop down here in Lower Swell.
Here are some reviews of some of my favourite bits from the world they call “Art”.
1. Painting
The Mona Lisa – Da Vinci’s masterpiece – I too knew a girl called Lisa who moaned a lot.
The Original Version!
He Painted It – But Without A Yorkshire Pudding On His Head
2. Movies
Transformers – erm…..erm…..sorry……nope not a clue – why does it go on a bit?
3. Music
Beethoven’s 7th – it begins with; dum de dum dum dum de dum – goes on a bit thereafter.
4. Dance
The Nutcracker – Heavy hammed lads in tights and cod pieces go – PRANCE – PRANCE – LEAP! – Then thin birds in miniskirts go tippy toe -tippy toe – stand still – TWIRL! – none of this has anything to do with nuts – which always confuses me.
PS What is a Potter’s favourite song? Kiln Me Softly!
Village News
Whoever stole the Village notice board please return it.
Until next time……keep those wheels a spinning!
TCTP
Informative. Even without the Notice Board. Potterising sounds like a useful profession.
Imagine a world without notice boards Ankur and then shudder at the thought!
Even more of a Potter than Harry (whoever he may be).
The clue to the Nutcracker is in those codpieces – they are TIGHT!
Must play havoc with their sperm count
‘Kiln me softly’ 🙂 Well done.
If you can think of any other let me know – tis a struggle to think them up
Wonder how the Cod feel about pieces named after them
On a scale of 1 to 10 John I would say 4 (where 10 would be absolutely livid) I would pay good money to witness a livid cod
I think I was married to a livid cod once.
Harpie haddock for me
Prance, prance LEAP – male ballet in a nutshell! Though if you’d taken a closer look at those tights you would see what it all has to do with nuts, Terry.
No wonder they have that rictus grin about their visage
I think I’ll cancel my newspaper, Terry. Your coverage of the Arts scene is so superior I really don’t think I need to follow any other critics or read more reviews!
I think of Arts Scene as the suppository of supplements Debra
That Nutcracker is confusing. And they drag snow into the mix. There’s mice, but there are no squirrels. Where are the squirrels?
Probably watching Swan Lake
Maybe they’re swimming with the swans.
I would pay to see that!
“Kiln Me Softly”, why am I still laughing at that? Why is it that I am so amused?
I really don’t know Michelle!