Narcissistic loon Tony Blair has called for his local Curry House to be bombed after the Chicken Tikka Masala he’d ordered turned out to be “Dodgy”.
As he told GFB,
“I was with the Chairs of Goldman Sachs, EXXON and Halliburton outlining my plans for peace in the Middle East by bombing the shite out of the place. Only bombing will bring about the long-lasting peace we in the West deserve. Mass slaughter will open their eyes to my genius.
The curry turns up and the chicken was a ropey. The owners are Bengali and Muslim – after all I have done for Muslims! So I got on the blower to the RAF to order them to launch a few Sidewinders into the “Passage To India”.
“They told to me to “Fuck Off You Nutter!”
Me! Tony!
So, I called me old muckers Bill Clinton and George W to see if the Yanks could strike and y’know what? They never returned my call! Me! After all I’ve done for America!
There’s always Vladimir – he’s a chum now – especially as I am considering being a peace envoy for Ukraine – worth a few bob that gig.
As I said 10 years ago. History will be my judge. For without me there would be no peace in Iraq today. Does anybody know where a good curry house is though?”
Maybe he should feed Bob on the Pot a curry, then use him as a weapon of mass destruction…
Some kind of enthroned Nuetron bomb
Too funny!
I have a spare Tomahawk missile that Tony can borrow. Give me his address and I’ll shoot it right over.
Cheers!
In light of current affairs in Iraq, it might be good to be reminded of the buddies and their close relationship. That photo ought to be worth quite a bit on the news services. I’d definitely try to peddle it!
Cheers Debra – lest we forget!
Good strategy I’d say to curry favour with the new vegetarian Prime Minister
…Prime Minister of India
TB will be sniffing around him – he really has no shame
I’m not a fan of curry. I know you Brits live for the stuff but I can’t even handle the smell.
Love the stuff Michelle!
It’s hard to find a reliable bombing partner these days. Sad really.
I blame the parents
Perhaps Tony and Vlad could do a duet to Blueberry Hill
I’d pay to watch it!
All I can say is that our local Thai eatery isn’t going to offer a good alternative, Mr. B: last time we tried dining there I had to do some quick thinking to avoid doing something very unladylike into my hat after the apparently unwashed lime wedge went into my sweet tea. Life is tough all over! 😉
We must be stoical though