The World Cup Is Here!
Brazil is hosting the tournament.
Prince Charles provides his rounded view of the 32 Nations taking part. Here is his take on the final two Groups (Thank God) G and H.
Group G
Germany – Leiderhosen laden, oompa loompaing, thigh slapping titanic Teutons – massively hammed to a man – made a few mistakes in the past but who hasn’t? I’d slip Angela Merkel a length! Still have relatives there.
Portugal – Port swilling Latin layabouts obsessed with sardines and hair styling products -World centre for dandruff research.
Ghana – Ex colony (weren’t they all? sigh) – people smile a lot and wear clothes so bright their jumpers are visible from Saturn – cheap place to buy sandals but sadly not brogues for one.
USA – Ex colony – they have a penchant for shooting each other indiscriminately yet keep to a strict oral hygiene regime – invent their own games involving shoulder pads to make sure they win them. Saved our bacon in WW2 when they finally got their arses into gear! Never forgiven Travolta for dancing with Dia*a all them years ago – no wonder he turned to Scientology (she was barking by the way – in case you weren’t sure).
Group H
Belgium – Mussels, chips and getting invaded a lot – Belgium!
Algeria – Cous-cous chomping nihilists who kicked the Frogs out decades ago – up yer arse De Gaulle! – not a fan of cous cous – the bits get stuck in one’s teeth.
Russia – Light hearted libertines with a soft spot for totalitarianism and gay rights – their idea of fun is amoebic dysentery – they burn puppies in the winter to keep warm – the rich ones have bought London.
Korea – Workaholic loons – bastards stole our ship building industry – trapped wind archery is the national sport (use your imaginations – does not make an appealing spectacle).
ENJOY THE COMPETITION!
TTFN
Charlie
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Finally, the game will be a-foot tonight
A belated YES! Ankur
I wonder why pads were invented. So we could win of course. Excuse me, got to floss.
Every nook and cranny John
Excellent. I’m still revelling over his gaff regarding Putin.
He is a legend
I admire how deftly Prince-y balances a sausage larger than his ass on his head while scaling a fence in his expensive suit and shoes. A royal achievement for sure.
He is not mortal
Hilarious. We needed to invent that other game with shoulder pads because we suck at this one. Cous cous chomping nihilists. Ha ha. I rather like the stuff. Enjoy the cup!
I am already Amy – was at a wedding so sorry for the slow reply
No problem! I hope you had fun at the wedding. 🙂
It was in Scotland – did lots of leaping and scottish reels and jigs – great fun!
Oh, did you wear a kilt?! That does sound fun!
Sadly not – would have been very sweaty and I am prone to a good rash!
It seems Charles sees Portugal as the potential surprise.
Germany beat them 4-0 – so he should not fret too much