Hi Kids,
Smoking Tobacco Is Bad For YOU!
This applies to Cigarettes, Cigars, Cigarillos and Pipes (but not crack pipes). I would also counsel against smoking petrol, carpets and/or soap.
Do not confuse this with smoking fish. That is an ancient custom which provides a marvellous erm..erm….smokey taste to fish. Do not confuse this with fish that smoke – they have no hands, access to matches/lighters and being water based creatures……..you get my drift.
Just remember you’ve only got one set of lungs, but hundreds and hundreds of veins!
So Kids – SAY NO TO CIGARETTES (BUT YES TO OPIATES!)
Peace and Love
Uncle Crackhead
And me just getting ready to trade crack for cigarettes. Disaster avoided!
Phew! Close shave!
Indeed.
What’s the verdict on using a vaporizer to imbibe nature’s holiest of weeds?
Fine
Then vape on!
They are trying to ban these in the UK!
Bastards.
I say hell no to Oprah. Yes to Crackhead in a cupboard — and when the hell’s he getting a show!? I neeeeeed his advice.
He is talking to the BBC NOW!
😀
Don’t forget the opportunities opiates give to bypass lung interaction. Nose, veins . . almost endless.
So versatile!
Such sage advice! Thanks!
Most welcome Susie
Saw you on Susie’s post today and thought I would stop by and say hello. So great I got a chance to see a pic of you and Susie. Thought I would stop by seeing how I haven’t been here in a while and glad I did. Your advice rocked 🙂 Have a good week!
Cheers – it was great to meet Susie last summer in London – she is a wonderful woman and been a great help to me with all this blogging lark. Glad you found the advice useful!
Signed up today for more laughs…if Susie likes you I can try to as well…
Check out http://www.meyouand62.com
My blog about traveling along US Highway 62 (Niagara Falls, NY to El Paso, TX). It’s a great ride. Jim
Cheers Jim – look forward to riding along with you