Many of you will have read that Prince Charles had a pop at Russian President and leading gay rights advocate, Vladimir Putin “On The Ritz” calling Vlad a Nazi. (Best not to look too deeply at Charles’ Grandmother then!)
Defender Of The Sausage
What was not revealed was the Chuck, currently annoying people in Nova Scotia, then went on to slam Beatles legend and champion of misjudged cosmetic surgery, Paul McCartney.
Gfb can reveal that Chas said about Macca, “Christ I’m sick of that scouse arsewipe. Ever since he married that one legged Geordie Harpie he’s been a right pain in one’s arse. Always turning up uninvited, Olympics, Jubilee, Weddings. If I hear “Hey Fuckin’ Jude” emanating from his gob off key one more time I’ll get Mama to lock him in the fuckin’ Tower. He only gets the gig cos Camilla uses his plastic surgeon. Can’t you tell? They have the same nose and chin. Na Na Na Na me arse.”
But that was not all.
An hour later, drink in hand and a touch world weary, Charles was heard to say about the Dalai Lama, “Speccy Chink Wanker. Buddhist my arse. Looks like a nonce to me. Fuckin’ hate vegetarians I do. Never known any situation where having a sausage doesn’t make things better.”
He then hopped over the garden fence to steal a pair of women’s knickers that were drying on a rotary dryer in the balmy Nova Scotian spring air.
“One’s Always Been A Thong Man!”
Charles, Charles, Charles. you have got to stop talking to people. Go find a nice cow. it will never kiss and tell.
Reblogged this on J.D. Gallagher and commented:
No words to describe how funny this is.
Nice to hear Charles has got manners, finally. Maybe he’ll get over his mom not letting him be king.
Never!
I cried actual tears of laughter when I got to the Dalai Lama bit. Genius.
You can just imagine it!
The rest of the time he is here is Canada I will not be able to watch any of the hullabaloo on the TV without thinking of this. I can’t even look at Camilla without gagging. He should have hopped the fence on that one.
Absolutely!
I was going to say that animals are next but I think they’ve had their share already, haven’t they?!!! 🙂 Brilliant, Jim!
Thanks Marina!
Now he is really deserving of a sausage! lol
Charles is quite the character when the cameras aren’t rolling!
He’s a card!
Charles is definitely the king of the one-liners! And aren’t you clever to have witnessed these previously unpublished remarks, because Jim, this time you’ve outdone yourself. Brilliant first-hand reporting!
“Where there’s a story there’s Gingerfightback!”
How you get the inside scoop on the Royals, I’ll never know. Amazing.
Moles!
Of course.