Hello,
My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a potter.
I have been potterising for over 20 years and stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop The Potter’s Reel, down here in Lower Swell. The shop is named after my potter’s wheel which goes round and round. Like a reel.
I was singing the Roberta Flack classic the other day “Kiln Me Softly” – we like a joke now and again us potters!
Here are some reviews of some of my favourite bits from the world they call “Art”.
1. Painting
Le Moulin de la Galette a Montmartre – One of Renoir’s best – lots of people in it and a chair is clearly visible too.
2. Movies
The Sound Of Music – Nun looks after kids – everyone warbles away. Clothes are made from curtains. Goes on a bit.
3. Music
Lady Gaga – Bad Romance – Gaga ooh la la – then chorus – then Gaga ohh la la etc etc. As deep as a kipper. Goes on a bit.
4. Literature
Wuthering Heights – The Bronte classic – She loves him. He loves her. She marries someone else. He leaves. He comes back with a few bob in his pocket. Kate Bush whinnied about it. Goes on a bit.
Village News
The Easter Bonnet prize went to Mr Ellington’s BMW. Lovely bit of buffing. The car is parked on his drive for everyone to nip round and have a butchers. Please don’t touch as you will smudge the finish.
‘Til next time – The Wheel Keeps On Turning!
TCTP
They should do ex-purge-er-rated versions of all this stuff wot goes on a bit, so’s they go on a bit less.
Aye
lol @ As deep as a kipper!
It was that or as profound as tarmac
Ah, yes! Your wheel keeps turning but not going on a bit. Thanks for a big a.m. smile … Blog on, Jim. 🙂
Thanks Jamie – I try to keep the replies short in order to keep the spirit of Terrence alive and well. There is no point prattling on like an old goat just for the sake of it is there! And another thing…..
… and I do like the “deep as kipper” too …
It made me giggle when it popped into me noggin!
Kiln me softly – brilliant! I love that song.
Can you think of any other potter pun sung songs? I struggle lass!
Something by Doris Clay 😉
Oh Dear – perhaps she did a duet with crock Hudson
Clothes drape a bit in Sound of Music. Smiles! Thanks!
Hooray!
As always Terry is spot on with his observations.
The man is a ceramic based product Titan john
Terry does know his literature and works of art. Lady Gaga to Emily Brontë–I’m really quite impressed!
Hooray!
I’d just like to know how the hell you knew? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM
Common knowledge!
Good enough for me
It’s so good to see Terry potterising as always – though I seem to remember Roberta Flack’s song a little differently – “Kiln me softly…”??
Any more?