Hello People,
A few years ago I spent a most enjoyable fortnight reincarnated as Albert Einstein. It was great being brainy for a while.
During my time as Albert Einstein I discovered that light has slowed down a bit. This is good news for all those who rely on torches to see in the dark as the batteries will last longer.
I also invented the dashes to add to the dots in Morse Code which up to that point hadn’t worked very well. As you can see, —…— tells a whole different story!
Yep, It Was Fun Being Albert Einstein.
You may think I am a fantasist who eats cheese late at night……….I would beg to differ. I was there.
Regards,
Agnes
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A fantasist who eats cheese late at night. Ha! That just cracked me up.
Good!
Who doesn’t eat cheese late at night??
Welsh people
Millions of mice can’t be wrong. Cheese at night is the next health fad.
Can you design a cheese app John?
Dear Agnes,
I question your claim to be the person who invented dashes.
It appears to me that Bob on the Pot (before he got there) invented the 20 furlong dash to the loo.
I demand a rectumfication of your claim.
Thanks Wallly the GFB clarification on all things back passage committee is currently in session to clarify matters
As an old school Morse codist, I can only say … … … .. …. ..!
Shouldn’t that have been
… …. . .-. -… . .-. – ?
Dashes? Revisionist!
*dashes off, abashed*
Too kind of you ( I hope)
That Einstein thing was one of the lighter moments, or easy squared?
A formulaic response!
… and we’re so glad you were, Agnes.
We are!
After being away from Agnes for a while, I’m seeing her in a completely new light…and it seems Agnes has quite the figure for someone of…her…persuasion. Is this a result of her eating all that cheese at night?
And as far as Agnes is concerned, is there a difference between EATING and CUTTING the cheese?