Hello Everyone!
I was round my mate, Middle Class Malcolm’s the other day to help him move his wardrobes around a bit to improve his Feng Shui.
I had to excuse myself for a few minutes to use the facilities. I’ve been a bit bunged up recently. Never suffered from shy stools before, but boy oh boy these lads were a tough nut to crack.
I nearly burst the veins on my forehead with the effort, but there was no shifting them. I decided to have a few moments rest and flicked through the Guardian Malcolm had lent me. I read about the melting Polar Ice Cap. I didn’t realise the world was in such a mess. I shat myself.
At least it cured my constipation!
Broke the door on Malcolm’s wardrobe though. Ying and Yang and all that.
Laters
Bob.
Glad to hear that you have eliminated those problems that clog up our lives. It is a terrible thing to have one stuck in the chamber. May the divinity of porcelain take pity on Malcolm’s commode.
We can only wish Wally
“I shat myself.” It happens to the best of us Bob…
Sure does!
Well who hasn’t, really?
I heard dat!
Hopefully the scent of your relief will ride the wave of feng shui around the apartment, giving it that (very) lived in, cozy feel.
We can only hope
Most of the days headlines could cause the same reaction. Interesting that world turmoil eases personal blockade.
Relief all round. Prince Charles recycles his,ordure for the good,of the planet
I for one do not eat the mushrooms at Kensington.
Wise, very wise
I would have to agree. The climate change is definitely scary stuff. I will keep it in mind the next time I am bunged up.
Just read that the Antarctic ice shelf is melting quicker than thought Michelle. Going to bed wearing me water wings tonight
And to think that there are those who deny climate change. Your bowels are proof to the contrary! Very scientific!
Thank you Debra – we need to act now!