Yes folks! Those lovely people at the wonderful Long Awkward Pause blog asked for a guest post from GFB and this is the drivel I came up with. Save the Planet by burning Gingers!
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. On Jim’s page you can find: Gingers, Poetry, Nonsense, Red Hair, Hope, and Sausages. Not necessarily in that order. Jim is a great friend of LAP so be sure to check out his site. Also, if you are a Ginger and are having trouble with bullies, Jim has some resources listed you can use as well.
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As the debate surrounding Climate Change continues, Gingerfightback can reveal that burning Gingers is being considered by Governments around the globe.
We have received a copy of a paper presented to a shadowy Davos Forum by Lauren Parapapompom, Head of Research for the French Government’s shadowy L’Insistitute D’Ecolologie et Humanananitaire. The paper entitled “Gingers in a Low Carbon Future” (Ref LDEH 10/08543236/GH/ASQ/3) highlights research conducted by the shadowy Institute of Human Smouldering (IHS) that Gingers have on average fifty percent less carbon in their bodies…
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But, can you actually burn something that has no soul?
We have souls – mine is on left side of the brain. I have seen photos of it. Looks like a meat pie
More like a sausage, I hope!
Chorizo!
Bless you! 😀
Amen!
The economy in the area where I grew up focuses a great deal on coal … and it seems that burning gingers will help the concern for the pollution caused by burning coal.
Win win!
Precisely.
The particularly helpful ecological truth about burning gingers is the same as that of burning my Norwegian-descended ilk: we who are so genetically pale can be as easily incinerated by the slightest use of solar power as if we were mere vampires. Simple technique, no waste! I may not be a ton of use in life, but my death will be a highly effective, practical matter at the least. So kind of me! 😉
K
This is the kind of selfless devotion that marks you out as a special person Kathryn
What about alternative solutions like Wind Turbines using gingers as blades or Dams made of gingers? Can’t see Ginger Solar Panels working though.
There would be technical issues alright