I am Barry Belcher. I am a Milkman. I am Psychic. I have been predicting predictions, with little accuracy for a number of years now.
I am up with the Lark, delivering milk in my hometown of Devizes. I also deliver eggs, orange juice, potatoes, bread (wholemeal mostly but the occasional white sliced) and yoghurt.
So, without further ado…….Milk Bottle of Mystery…….what does the future foretell?
1. Hairy knees will be this year’s must have accessory amongst the Hollywood glitterati.
2. Vladimir Putin’s testicles will douse a giant forest fire in Siberia.
3. Terry Wogan’s wig to be granted World Heritage Status by UNESCO.
4. Princess Kate to have her first baby and call the girl George.
Will these prove accurate readers? Only time will tell………
Now it is time for messages from “THE OTHER SIDE” –
Deirdre in Stockton,
It’s behind the flour tin.
Aranja in Pamplona
The loose floorboard under the stairs.
Malisarno in Palermo
You will find the answer on the blind woman’s mole
Well folks, the Milk Bottle of Mystery is being returned to the Crate of Destiny. Until next time……….I’ll keep me pints a rattlin’ for ye!
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The Milkman prophecies are truly the cream of the crop.
We’ve only skimmed the surface
You are so lucky to still have milk delivery. Maybe if our milkmen were psychic we would still have them.
3.30 am you hear the rattle of the milk bottles as he trundles past. Every day bar Sundays. EVERY BLOODY DAY AT 3.30 IN THE BLOODY MORNING!
They always said the veil between the worlds was fluid…who knew it was in the fridge?
Hilarious – as good as Johnny Carson’s swami psychic’s readings ( and you are probably much too young to remember those….but you’re carrying on the tradition…oh, maybe theerrrre’s Johnny with Barry?)
Never heard of Johnny Carson’s readings – but I do think there is a passing resemblance between the 2 of them.
He did a segment with a goofy swami hat on and did mystic readings – quite funny – may be on line somewhere – I do think he’s channeling the spirit
I will take a look – thanks
I think to really get into the spirit the milkman should mix brandy with it.
Hic!
I got the old answer on blind woman’s mole advice from a psychic a few years ago. The only answer was now I have a mole.
I find this deeply profound John
The Milkman knows his stuff.
I could use his prognosticating skills when selecting guests to serve.
A slight brush around the genitals is a great guide as well
Uh, no thanks…
OK!
I can’t resist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76wzA2A2T1Q
Aaaaahhhh now I see! Nice feather too!
Carnack is a classic with many on YouTube.
Barry, your photo with the milk bottle is really extraordinary. I can see your sincerity, but I’m torn. I don’t think hairy knees is going to become a Hollywood trend, but reading moles? I think that’s going to catch on. I’d be more critical, but by your own words, you have little accuracy. I’ll see what you turn up next time and then I’ll decide!
A very sensible approach Debra