Hello Aunty;
Several days ago I discovered that my man was cheating on me with a foot pump. Ever since I have felt very deflated.
Is there anything I can do?
Wendy, Bolton
Dear Wendy,
Men are creatures of habit and it may well be that you haven’t been paying him full attention, hence his preoccupation with matters of the motoring kind.
If he’s feeling under pressure at work or home he needs a release valve and seems to have found it in the boot of his car. Tread carefully but you need to get to the hub of the problem before it escalates. Perhaps he’s tired of the domestic routine although it’s too early to gauge.
Without wishing to put a spanner in the works I suggest that if you spoke to him about your concerns he may well realise the error of his ways and realise he has been acting a bit nuts. With a little effort you may be able to repair this relationship without puncturing his hopes for the future.
Just be thankful it’s a foot pump and not one of the flash ones down the local petrol station. Although you have to pay to use them, the hoses are so much longer and once it gets going the vibration is something else!
Aunty
I think unless she leaves him, she’ll just be spinning her wheels…
I can only agree Guap
Oh my God, I love you. This was the best!
Cheers!
Aunty, you really know your air pumps. Wendy would do well to follow your advice.
I can only agree Michelle
I think she is nuts about him.
An arch reply!
Hold your horses, this one raced downhill at such breakneck speed I almost drove into the ditch from laughing so hard.
Neigh problem!
Of course to patch this tear it might take a major vulcanization not found in a flash air hose. The parties should stick to it and pressure themselves to fix a relationship gone flat
You have excelled yourself John!
🙂
I think the foot pump is the only beginning. Does he know about the one at the petrol station? Once he gets wind of that, hmmm….I don’t know, I think he’s a goner. This made me laugh!
Good!
I believe helium is a good remedy for deflation. Haven’t tried it myself…..I’m just passing on idle gossip.
How are Kate and Wills doing in Oz?
I’ve never been a great supporter of the monarchy but if these two are the face of the future then I am happy with it.
I think Aunty and Wendy are thinking about servicing from Oily.
The mind truly boggles Frank!