My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a potter.
I have been potterising for nearly two decades now. I stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop The Potter’s Reel, down here in Lower Swell. The shop is named after my potter’s wheel which goes round and round. Like a reel.
Here are some reviews from the world they call “Art”.
1. Sculpture
Venus De Milo – It is armless enough.
2. Movies
The King and I – The slap head from The Magnificent 7 tries to get hold of Deborah Kerr after learning the lingo. Goes on a bit.
3. Music
Nirvana – Nevermind –I was into Grudge in my teens – Mum told me off for not tucking my shirt in. Then New Kids On The Block came into my life….. Goes on a bit.
4. Literature
Graham Greene – Our Man In Havana – The importance of vacuum cleaners as a nuclear deterrent.
5. Theatre
Romeo and Juliet – He loves her and she loves him. The families don’t get on. The vicar is a drug dealer. They die. Doth goeth oneth for a biteth.
Village News
A protest will take place outside the village hall tomorrow during the lactose intolerance group session. Intolerance cannot be tolerated in any form.
Til The Next Time
Keep That Wheel Turning!
TCTP
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Makes my head spin. Or is it reel?
Both!
I like the lactose intolerance intolerance demonstration. Reminds me to get an armband which reads: ” Lactose needs understanding not intolerance.”
Your compassion does you proud John
I know the Lactose’s and they are a very nice family
Good
Oh no … does this mean my group meeting is canceled?
Afraid so Frank
Can’t stop laughing at that first one. It seemed “armless” enough. Heheheheh…
The old ones are the best Michelle!
I enjoyed these.
Isn’t lactose intolerant where you can’t stand people who don’t have those five twiddly things on the ends of each foot? (They can’t stand properly, either.)
I can’t put my finger on it
I wonder if David ever tried to date Venus…
Wasn’t old Shakespittle’s sequel to R&J ‘The Naughty Vicar’?
The famous unpublished sonnet!
Oh Terry. You do have an artistic soul. I think what you need, however, is a collection of the Reader’s Digest Books. Not too long!
Sage like advice as always Debra!