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Crackhead In The Cupboard Says; “Follow Your Dreams!”

April 9, 2014 by gingerfightback

Hi Kids,

Take yer old Uncle Crackhead’s advice and follow your dreams!

I was a concert pianist feted all over the world for my talent and humility. But all I really wanted to be was a Crackhead In A Cupboard! And with perseverance, hard work, petty theft and a descent into hell I achieved my dream!

So kids if you work hard, really believe in your dreams then take it from me – They Do Come True!

Posted in Funny, Humor, Humour, Satire, UK | Tagged Adult humour, Black Humour, Crack, cupboards, Dream Can Come True, Drug Abuse, England, Follow Your Dream, Humor, Humour, Music, Piano, Satire | 24 Comments

24 Responses

on April 9, 2014 at 12:06 pm | Reply Sandee

This was just the inspiration I needed this morning!
- on April 9, 2014 at 1:52 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Good!
on April 9, 2014 at 12:21 pm | Reply Ankur Mithal

He gives me hope. I am hoping age is not a limiting condition.
- on April 9, 2014 at 1:52 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Just a steady supply of crack cocaine Ankur!
on April 9, 2014 at 12:37 pm | Reply colonialist

What an amazing escape from being *shudder* a concert pianist!
- on April 9, 2014 at 1:53 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  I agree – just imagine having to sit on a stool for hours on end.
on April 9, 2014 at 12:48 pm | Reply El Guapo

Looks like a nice cupboard too! None of that cheap formica crap.
- on April 9, 2014 at 1:54 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Top of the range Mahogany Veneer with a former mother of pearl inlay (which has been sold to fuel the drug habit)
on April 9, 2014 at 2:36 pm | Reply silkpurseproductions

Could Uncle Crackhead possibly influence Rob Ford to live in a Cupboard and leave Toronto alone. He would make such a good Crackhead in a Cupboard. It would have to be a big cupboard, mind you. We would all chip in.
- on April 9, 2014 at 2:46 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  We’ll see what can be done Michelle! I have another sausage request for Mr Ford – perhaps Rob Ford’s Wardrobe is worth a feature soon?
on April 9, 2014 at 4:58 pm | Reply John W. Howell

And I thought working one’s self down to the bottom was impossible. I have renewed faith. Thank you my son.
- on April 9, 2014 at 5:13 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Most welcome John!
on April 9, 2014 at 6:44 pm | Reply Amy Reese

If only I could be a Crackhead in the Cupboard. I’m hoping I can fit. Can you recommend some shrinking pills?
- on April 9, 2014 at 8:01 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Just build a really big cupboard Amy!
on April 10, 2014 at 12:28 am | Reply appletonavenue

Dream big, kids!
- on April 10, 2014 at 6:30 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Oh yes!
on April 10, 2014 at 4:11 am | Reply Jamie Dedes

The appropriate incentive for me to sleep on. LOL!

Sorry I have been missing in action, Jim. Am after several months of search and stuggle finally settled into senior digs and slowly getting back into the online life.

Thanks for all your likes, comments and tweets. Much appreciated. You’ve have not gone unnoticed.

Warmest regards,
Jamie
- on April 10, 2014 at 6:31 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Thanks Jamie!
on April 10, 2014 at 5:25 am | Reply The Regular Guy NYC

I guess the Elf on a Shelf has some competition. Personally, I like the Crackhead better.
- on April 10, 2014 at 6:35 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Good. It tells us all our dreams can come true…..
on April 10, 2014 at 12:33 pm | Reply aFrankAngle

Another inspiration character emerges from seemingly endless stable of life philosophers.
- on April 10, 2014 at 4:34 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Crackhead is so positive about everything as I hope we shall see in the future Frank
on April 12, 2014 at 6:07 am | Reply Three Well Beings

Reach for the stars!
- on April 12, 2014 at 8:45 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Absolutely!