Noah – It Rained Sausages For 40 Days And For 40 Nights!

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Noah – It Rained Sausages For 40 Days And For 40 Nights! – Sausage Request # 62

April 5, 2014 by gingerfightback

This week’s request comes from the highly talented writer Amy Reese, whose stories you can FIND HERE

Recently released as a Blockbuster epic featuring Russell Crowe, Emma Watson, Ray Winstone and Jennifer Connolly, the timeless tale of Noah is a warning to us all of something or other.

Biblical Scholars have posited the theory that the wrath of God on Man for something or other wasn’t manifested in a deluge of rain but actually a plague of sausages! As Genesis 3:16 sayeth “And lo the Almighty’s anger was assuaged only by wreaking upon the sinful and idolatrous a great deluge of tasty if salty, meat based products with minimum guaranteed meat content. Forsayeth.”

Would the animals still have gone in 2×2? Pity the Pig……..

IS THERE ANYTHING OR ANYONE YOU WOULD LIKE A SAUSAGE ADDED TO? LET US KNOW!

Posted in Funny, Humor, Humour, Movies | Tagged Cinema, Emma Watson, Film, Floods, God, Humor, Humour, Images, Movies, Noah, Ray Winstone, Russell Crowe, Satire, Sausages, The Bible | 27 Comments

27 Responses

on April 5, 2014 at 1:09 pm | Reply El Guapo

Only sausages have the grit, the dark underbelly, the machismo to match the baleful brooding or Russell Crowe.
- on April 5, 2014 at 8:07 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Most definitely. And Russ is a huge ham to boot.
on April 5, 2014 at 2:16 pm | Reply Trent Lewin

I pity the pig! Death and apocalypse by sausage… that seems strangely okay to me. I don’t think Mr. Crowe would appreciate it though.
- on April 5, 2014 at 8:08 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  I think he would. Maybe. Sort of……
on April 5, 2014 at 3:01 pm | Reply nancytex2013

Hell yes!! How has no one ever interpreted the story this way before?? You. Are. A. Genius.
- on April 5, 2014 at 8:09 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Cheers – the Bible is open to many interpretations
on April 5, 2014 at 3:54 pm | Reply silkpurseproductions

Love Amy, love you, but I’m not sure you would get the job for the rewrite of the next edition of the Bible. Those poor pigs.
- on April 5, 2014 at 8:10 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  It would be a long shot Michelle
  - on April 6, 2014 at 4:01 pm silkpurseproductions
    
    I’m a sucker for a long shot.
on April 5, 2014 at 4:06 pm | Reply Amy Reese

Ha ha! This is perfect, Jim. I forgot all about “Noah” too when I made my request. Those poor little pigs. I guess no more bacon for the planet. Oh no! Thanks for the mention. Aww, it makes my day and my week, and my month….
- on April 5, 2014 at 8:10 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Most welcome Amy!
on April 5, 2014 at 6:58 pm | Reply John W. Howell

And Noah sent out a Dove and when it returned with no sausage breath he knew deliverance was at hand
- on April 5, 2014 at 8:12 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Alleluia!
  - on April 5, 2014 at 8:44 pm John W. Howell
    
    Amen
on April 7, 2014 at 7:37 am | Reply A Londoner from Afar

Just a couple of days ago, we were talking about South African sausages. Yummy! Great pic!
- on April 7, 2014 at 10:48 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Glad you liked it!
on April 7, 2014 at 12:31 pm | Reply colonialist

According to archaeologists, Noah didn’t exist, so maybe you should update this by showing only the sausages?
- on April 7, 2014 at 12:59 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  I’m in floods on hearing this news
  - on April 7, 2014 at 1:02 pm colonialist
    
    😀
on April 7, 2014 at 5:28 pm | Reply The Hook

Now that’s a lot of sausage!
- on April 7, 2014 at 8:07 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Took a lot of time!
on April 8, 2014 at 4:29 am | Reply Three Well Beings

There’s been a little controversy over the release of the movie. Apparently there are those who feel the movie doesn’t follow a strict biblical account–they’ll be happy you’ve brought in the sausages to keep the record straight. I admit I thought the plague of sausages was associated with Moses, but thank you for the correction.
- on April 8, 2014 at 6:03 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Here to educate Debra
on April 9, 2014 at 4:47 am | Reply GOF

The Methodists never taught me this in Sunday School. Thank you completing my religious education.
- on April 9, 2014 at 5:54 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Amen. Did you se your sausage request?
  - on April 9, 2014 at 9:41 pm GOF
    
    Sorry, Australia’s entire rural satellite internet service is so crappily slow because of over-subscription that I haven’t been seeing much at all.
  - on April 10, 2014 at 6:28 am gingerfightback
    
    Did it a couple of weeks ago for you!