GFB’s transport correspondent Dan Dan-The-Trailer-Man has been granted exclusive access to the proposed revised route for the controversial £50 Billion HS2 train line which aims to reduce project costs by half .
When Dan Dan-The-Trailer-Man pointed out that the new route was little more than a spoof Buried Treasure Map, HS2’s Chairman Lord Knows, replied, “It may well be but at least it is a much cheaper route than the £50 Billion we propose to spunk on the current route oop north and it if we find the buried treasure we will be quids in! Har Har Jim Lad! All aboard!”
Serious consideration is also being given to build HS2 in a middle aged train enthusiast’s back garden (as the attached video reveals. Go to 3.35 for a guide to passenger comfort).
Lord Knows told us, “Building the HS2 in a back garden makes sound commercial sense and reduces project costs to a measly £38 Billion. There are problems around the shed and patio and we may have to tunnel under the compost bin, but at least we are forging ahead. Woo Woo!”
Holy Loco! … the Garden Express!
Choo Choo!
Bloody good ride! The only thing I would add would be a stop for some plumb pudding whilst the older folks could take a biological break.
Wise as always Wally!
So has the frugal traveller found away to exploit the new railway to suit his methods?
I think he is influenced by Michael Palin’s travel programmes around the Himalayas and Indian Sub Continent or possibly that bit of Slumdog Millionaire where the two lads ride around on trains seeking to make a rupee or two
The perfect garden. I want one! Would drive those squirrels nuts…Molly to ride and bark all down the route without getting muddy paws.
A classy addition to any garden. I’d like a replica of the Forth Bridge in my version – Woo Woo! Casey Jones comin’ down the mountain!
I’ve always loved trains, but that one is amazing! We saw one in Massachusetts which was outdoor and threaded through the garage and backyard, but nothing like this. It seemed like the videographer was on board!!!
He was – take a peak at 3 minutes 35 seconds Susie!
My friend texted me and I missed the last seconds. I though it would be you riding that train!
If only!
Ha!! I loved that, Jim.. What a cool train. My mother-in-law has a piece of a railroad track in her backyard. Of course, it’s nothing like this. This is really cool. And you answered my question at the end there…it takes passengers! Is that you, Jim? I want a ride on it!
I am MUCH younger! But those shoes appeal!
Oh okay!! I have no idea. Sorry. I hope I didn’t offend you. My apologies, Jim.
No worries Amy! I have a few years before Velcro fastenings begin to appeal as a practical alternative to laces!
Of course the back garden has its obstacles in addition to the shed and compost bin. The bird bath and feeder need to be relocated. The kitty dish and dog bowl need to be supported or replaced. God knows what the engineers are going to do with the clothes drying pole and the metal patio chairs so I think the 38B is understated.
I think you maybe onto something John.
Sheldon Cooper will be very pleased with this news, Jim.
Ma Fightback just been giggling to Sheldon’s Thanksgiving antics!
Whatta ride!
I’d pay to go on it!
That is amazing! What an elaborate layout and a beautiful backyard railroad. It sounds like you’re experiencing some conflicts over the cost of new rail projects in your country, too. We certainly do. And I love train travel!
It looks like it offers more passenger comfort and enjoyment than a lot of trains I’ve actually travelled on…is there a buffet car??
Scotch eggs will be available
loved those as a kid and father
Yep!
That is the coolest garden I have ever seen. Who wouldn’t want a train in their back yard? I would love to spend some time wandering through there. This train story is quite different from the others but I love it anyway. Do you think I have a train fetish?
Yes! Join the club…..