Hello
This week’s request comes from a great friend of GFB, the wonderful Sue and her brilliant blog Lost In China which you can find HERE! – have a look – she will crack you up.
MORDOR – The very name causes hippies to set their bongs down.
SAURON – The Evil One, a man with a mighty big ring – The Evil Lord who – through his all seeing sausage (Pork with Apple) – sought to smite the smoten and throw the world into saturated fatty food bondage……..(enough of this drivel).
As a bonus, here is evil Wizard SARUMAN drawing dark magical powers from his Quiche of DOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
IS THERE ANYONE OR ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE A SAUSAGE ADDED TO? LET ME KNOW!
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If Sauron could have been tempted with Sweet Italian, those would have been very different books.
Shorter if nothing else
There is no other way of saying it, Jim. You are an unsung meat products-inspired genius. The Walls Warhol.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me Kate. I am in tears as I make me porridg
I hear chicken with apple is so much more powerful.
Apparently Aragorn was partial to chorizo
LOL
On sausage to rule them all
Is it a brat or closer to Kielbasa?
Chipolata!
I will have to try one of those!!!
I knew that Saruman wasn’t a REAL man…. but I also secretly suspect that he’s into sausage too.
Figures!
…when the moon hits your eye like a big….
I’m tickled purple and blue to see my request being fulfilled in the most wein-desh of ways. And thank you for the shout-out. I shall enlarge this magnificent rendition of Sauron’s eye, frame it and hang it on the wall next to my connect-the-dot velvet painting of Elvis. Every time I look at both pieces of art, I will remind myself never to accept candies from strangers.
Cheers and yes – a very wise decision
How does a giant eyeball eat a sausage anyway?
With difficulty!
LOL “Quiche of Dooooooom!”
Good!
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