As the Winter Olympics draw to a close, GFB brings you a world exclusive photo of over hyped pop sensation Miley Cyrus Twerking her way to Olympic Glory !
Yes folks, all that arse wobbling and oddly sexless posing on stage with dirty old men, also desperate for a piece of cheap publicity to flog their pap, was in fact preparation for Miley’s assault on the Ski Jumping title in Sochi.
As you can see the positioning of the buttocks is remarkable similar. Miley steered with titchy movements of her tongue. If she had her dad’s mullet for the jump, the extra drag would have added a few more metres and she would have finished higher than 43rd.
We could be wrong, but hope she puts her buttocks away now.
Here is Miley in pre-season training with a sausage………
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I’m not surprised this would be her preferred sport, Jim.
Arse hanging out as you career slides downhill
No kidding! She doesn’t seem to get a clue either. I hear her latest tour was an absolute disaster. Even her fans said enough is enough.
Always the way when you let style get the better of substance!
Miley allowed some fellow to play the bongo drums on her buttocks and the sound they made was excellent and meaty. When will she realise that her true talent lies in being in percussion instrument?
If you shoved a cymbal in her butt crack she could become a one man(?) band
Why can’t Miley just take a one-way trip on an ice floe and save the world a whole heap of trouble?
The car crash has started
Miley looks less like she’s twerking next to a man sized giant penis than in the original photo..
It’s her new video for “Man Sized Giant Penis” a catchy ditty about a bloke and his enormous knob.
HA! The photo of her ‘in training’ is hysterical and disgusting at the same time! Brilliant!
Expect to see an announcement soon.
She’s not going to be playing hide the sausage with that one.
Hey hey hey!
Ha– love your description of Miley and her contributions to the world.
Hype never lasts – there must be substance too. I am to old for all this bullshit…….
Of course – it was so obvious.
Now after that the games are over, what? Oh, more games that no one watches…
Yup!
She is a train wreck! But she does provide the basis for plenty of humor!
Sadly.
If only this was the last we’d see of her for at least another 4 years!
She will fade eventually