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Rob Ford, Mayor Of Toronto Loves A Sausage! Sausage Request #48

February 15, 2014 by gingerfightback

Hello!

This is a first! We’ve been asked to “sausage” Rob Ford, Mayor of Toronto and by all accounts a bit of a lad for the second time!

Brilliant writer and embarrassed Canadian, Trent Lewin asked for some further sausagification of a man who has disgraced himself, Toronto and Canada!

Here is Rob wearing his ceremonial sausage and crack pipe.

And here is Rob demonstrating his famous “sausage through my brain” party trick!

And now Rob drives a sausage vertically through his brain as well!

IS THERE ANYONE OR ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE A SAUSAGE APPLIED TO?

Posted in Humor, Humour, News, Politics | Tagged Canada, Crack, Drug Abuse, Funny, Humor, Humour, Mayor of Toronto, Politics, Rob Ford, Satire, Sausages, Toronto | 31 Comments

31 Responses

on February 15, 2014 at 8:37 pm | Reply The Regular Guy NYC

Bwahahahaha! His crack pipe is hysterical! Also, how did you get him to pose before he ate all the sausages?
- on February 16, 2014 at 9:27 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  I told him there was some crackling to go with the sausages
on February 15, 2014 at 8:42 pm | Reply djgourdoux

Proof that he is the wurst mayor ever
- on February 16, 2014 at 9:27 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  I wish I had thought of that…
on February 15, 2014 at 9:13 pm | Reply silkpurseproductions

You have certainly made my day! If anyone deserved to be sausaged it is this guy and as djgourdoux said he is “the wurst” of a lot of things. I think you nailed the crack pipe perfectly! Thanks Jim.
- on February 16, 2014 at 9:30 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Most welcome Michelle. Reading about this fella really does make the mind boggle
  - on February 16, 2014 at 1:41 pm silkpurseproductions
    
    It certainly does. No one can figure out why he is still Mayor and not in jail. It is a puzzle.
  - on February 16, 2014 at 5:27 pm gingerfightback
    
    Wheels within wheels
on February 15, 2014 at 9:28 pm | Reply Sandee

I love sausage, applied or not applied. 😀 Just bring sausage and I’ll be there!
- on February 16, 2014 at 9:30 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Yippee!
on February 15, 2014 at 10:05 pm | Reply John W. Howell

You need to send him an autographed copy eh.
- on February 16, 2014 at 9:31 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  He can read?
  - on February 16, 2014 at 2:30 pm John W. Howell
    
    Big pictures
on February 15, 2014 at 10:12 pm | Reply westwickletimes

losing a bit of weight might be the only thing crack addiction might have to recommend it and he didn’t even get that benefit.
- on February 16, 2014 at 9:31 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Can’t have everything in life
on February 17, 2014 at 4:14 am | Reply Trent Lewin

Holy crap, you are calling on the fire… you know he would have you killed for a sausage, right?
- on February 17, 2014 at 7:47 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Should I crouch behind the sofa for a day or two?
  - on February 17, 2014 at 6:34 pm Trent Lewin
    
    It couldn’t hurt…
  - on February 18, 2014 at 4:52 pm gingerfightback
    
    I’ve pulled a muscle…
  - on February 18, 2014 at 6:57 pm Trent Lewin
    
    He could sit on you. That would hurt more.
  - on February 18, 2014 at 8:29 pm gingerfightback
    
    Jesus, the mere thought
on February 17, 2014 at 1:11 pm | Reply aFrankAngle

The second imagine is the one I most commonly see on the news.
- on February 18, 2014 at 4:50 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  A remarkable man!
on February 18, 2014 at 12:46 am | Reply philosophermouseofthehedge

He leaves one feeling bloated and gassy…or maybe that’s the beer…
- on February 18, 2014 at 4:53 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  I had not heard of the guy and am amazed he is still in office
on February 19, 2014 at 3:22 pm | Reply susielindau

I think he was imagining a sausage in his brain when the photo was taken. Brilliant Jim!
Thanks for bringing it to the party! Click on a few links and they should click back. 🙂
- on February 19, 2014 at 3:42 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Will do Susie – cheers!
on February 20, 2014 at 4:48 am | Reply TheFakeGourmet

I wasn’t aware of his sausage in the brain party trick! I’m sure it makes him the life of the party! lol
- on February 20, 2014 at 7:08 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  We all have hidden talents!
on February 20, 2014 at 12:51 pm | Reply Kayjai

Well that was EPIC…
- on February 21, 2014 at 10:39 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  I had never heard of this joker until recently. Canada has such a sound reputation over here and yet it seems the Universal Law of politics that allows inertia to govern our lives is also alive and well in the Curling capital of the world!