Hello,
Enjoying the Winter Olympics? Neither am I.
My lovely wife Shirley is though. Especially the Ice Skating. Last night Shirl and her sister Doreen, each chomping on a giant Toblerone, were watching it on TV.
“Nice arse,” Doreen said as some fella skidded around throwing in a toe loop here and a triple lutz there.
This bloke’s shirt had sequins and feathers stitiched in! Sequins! Feathers!
ON A BLOKE!
I thought Putin didn’t like all this gay carry on. And here are all these “men” dressed like Liberace toddling around the rink in shiny, plumed apparel. (Now I would pay to see Liberace On Ice! Imagine – old Liber tinkling the ivories on skates as he tried to keep the old hair weave intact. He must have spent a fortune on glue. What a shame he missed out on the Velcro revolution).
“Nice arse,” said Doreen as a lad from Belarus hoved into view. He was wearing eye shadow! EYE SHADOW!
Doreen was becoming aroused. The hairs in her nostrils were twitching.
It was all too much for me small intestine so I visited the smallest room. The seat is a bit loose and wipeage has become a tricky manoeuvre. Fixing it is on my list of things to do. Along with breathing more regularly.
But that was of little concern as the seat slid from under me and I became the first man ever to perform the triple arse loop. As a result I inspected the mouldy toilet carpet. Two months ahead of schedule. At least I can take that off my list of things to do.
“Lard arse,” Doreen said as I returned to my chair. Shirl cackled and sparked up a Benson’s.
I fell asleep and dreamed of Olympic Glory……………
“Faster Lads”
Laters.
Bob
gingerfightback.wordpress.com 
You are going faster and faster
No brakes!
That’s why they call it the LOOge!
Boom boom!
Shirl and Doreen are obviously trying to motivate you to get in shape for the next Summer Olympics.
I hear they are introducing competitive toilet sitting, with a whole sub-competition on tunning the toilet paper over and under.
Roll winding is more difficult than it seems.
Olympics? I thought this was The Hunger Games according to Putin.
He is a strange lass old Vladimir
What were you dong in there to get so excited and tear the seat loose? It appears to me that maybe Shirl and Doree were not the only ones to get excited about Boylaruse.
You make a good point Wally
And it’s not just the blokes who are displaying nice arses in Sochi. Just thought I’d bring that to your attention.
Thanks for the heads up!
We we’re just commenting on the sequined one today so girly and he won it lol. Great luge picture!
Putin needs a good gay shagging. Stat.
Good point about Putin, that arse.
Funny how it is all forgotten about now.
You crack me up! However — toilet carpet — ew! Nice home for all those micro organisms farm raised in the arse 🙂 But (Haa!), you can never avoid the little buggers, whether you’re pawing into the communal mint bowl, or scooping up salsa with a tortilla at a shindig.
I cannot stop scratching at the thought Sandee!
If Putin had all the gays in the Olympics rounded up and deported, shot, there would be no Olympics. Liberace on Ice! The Musical.
I can see the movie……
May I just caution you, Bob, about the whole trouserless-near-ice thing. As a friend, my dear.
Wise, very wise. Ice arse is a terrible affliction
Bob on the sled is priceless! Meanwhile, just watched the UK woman’s skip knockout the Russian skip was quite the eye-catching event.
Aye she is a looker. Wouldn’t mess with her though!
The reason?
Hard woman judging by those steely eyes and clipped Scottish accent
Watching now with a different perspective …. did you see the Russian?
Yes!
Just watched the UK women lose to the Canadians. Saw an interview with the UK skip … steely indeed.
Wouldn’t cross her would you!
Absolutely not … not even sure if I would say hello! Meanwhile, her mate has quite the blue eyes.
I think you should have a lie down Frank!
… and wait for the Canadian ladies next match.
I am boycotting the final cos they beat our steely eyed beauties!
LOL …. I will be checking to see what the Swedes have to offer.
We have won a bronze – but Eve still scares me!
I did see the result, but unsure what/when we will see today. NBC owns the TV rights and I dislike their decisions.
Best Winter Olympics for GB since 1924!
Hooray … and aren’t the men curlers in the finals? FYI: No coverage for my morning.
Yes – a nation is gripped! Sort of….
I saw the last rock when the skip made the shot for the win.
Looks like NBC will show the gold metal women’s hockey game today on the regular channel … not their premium channel where they have been airing high-demand events.
God Bless the BBC!
Yep!
If Bob competed I would watch the Olympics. He might have some trouble with the way they’ve set up the double loos.
Good point Michelle. Toilet Toboganning could be massive!