Hello everyone, Ginger Sooty here.
Well what a day yesterday – all that sliding, slipping and going around things!
Anyway there are a couple of sports I think you should look out for today.
1. Ice Spy – The original Cold War winter sport. A game for all the family especially if you have a leaning towards treason!
2. Chubby Ski Jump – Morbidly obese people strap the skis on and launch themselves down the 90 metre hill, collecting fatty foods on the descent. Giorgio Streppto-cocci is defending his title. He said – “I have doubled my weight in six months, not washed my privates or changed my underwear in that time.” He hopes to smash his world record which stands at 17 Scotch Eggs, 2 Chickens and 46 Cheeseburgers finished with a 7 foot leap.
Pack a gas mask. Just to be on the safe side.
Enjoy The Games! Sooty.
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These are so much more enjoyable than the real thing!
I must echo this insightful comment. 🙂
Iced water sports!
I’m going to spend the next 4 years bulking up for the Chubby Ski Jump.
It is gonna be HUGE
You should be on television.
I featured in Cops, Cameras and Idiots once
I should have seen that coming…
I can’t get over topless Putin. I just… I just don’t know.
HUNK
We don’t know much about winter sports, there being only a little snow here. Watching some of the sports on TV, have a hard time explaining to the kids the difference between a “ride” and an Olympic sport. Then I asked my son what I now believe was a stupid question. Is there any ice-football or ice-boxing or any other sport where people play against each other? Ice-hockey was the answer. Looking fwd to it.
Ice cricket! Now there’s a thought…
You may be onto something here…
He flattened the competition. Literally.
This is the future of sport!
Just think of the momentum!
I’m quaking just thinking about it Susie
I’m with the commenters who prefer this to actual Winter Olympics observation. The closest I want to get to any ice myself is that found in my cocktails, which I can sip comfortably whilst reading Sooty’s reports.
Here Here!