Mary Poppins With Her Sausagebrella!

on February 1, 2014 at 6:26 pm | Reply colonialist

I hope the sausage has a spoonful of sugar on it?
- on February 2, 2014 at 5:34 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Dick Van Dyke snorted it
on February 1, 2014 at 6:58 pm | Reply galealbright

Is that sausage aerodynamic?
- on February 2, 2014 at 5:33 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Nearly
on February 1, 2014 at 7:48 pm | Reply Dylan Hearn

That was meant to say aerofoil (damn autocorrect). No butcher would attempt the aerosol. Far too dangerous
- on February 2, 2014 at 5:33 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  It is an autocorrect aerofoil sausage. Organic naturally!
on February 1, 2014 at 8:19 pm | Reply Waldo "Wally" Tomosky

Have you no shame?
- on February 2, 2014 at 5:31 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  I was acting under orders
on February 1, 2014 at 11:38 pm | Reply Catherine Johnson

Chitty chitty banger bannger
- on February 2, 2014 at 5:31 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Is that a request lass?
  - on February 2, 2014 at 12:17 pm Catherine Johnson
    
    Good idea, yes!
  - on February 2, 2014 at 1:05 pm gingerfightback
    
    Okey cokey!
on February 2, 2014 at 2:09 am | Reply El Guapo

I understand her bottomless purse is filled with a whole freezer case of them.
- on February 2, 2014 at 5:30 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  As the song goes, “Heaven, I’m in Heaven…….”
on February 2, 2014 at 4:39 am | Reply Three Well Beings

I am smiling! Fantastic use of the sausage, Jim. I’m laughing at Wally’s remark, “Have you no shame?” I think we all love Mary. And who’s to say what she had hidden in her valise!
- on February 2, 2014 at 5:29 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  You are welcome Debra – perhaps a frying pan is in there……or maybe Dick Van Dyke’s cockney accent booster kit….
on February 2, 2014 at 2:45 pm | Reply silkpurseproductions

I would really like to see you sausage up Toronto’s Mayor Rob Ford. Only problem is he would probably eat the sausage. I you have not heard of him over there, first, be grateful, second, I am on my way, third, he is the cocaine using, drunk, lying, boar who has been the fodder for all the late night shows for the past six months.
- on February 2, 2014 at 5:11 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  I will look him up and see what can be done!
  - on February 2, 2014 at 9:33 pm silkpurseproductions
    
    You will have no lack of material.
on February 3, 2014 at 1:28 pm | Reply aFrankAngle

Perfect … and the sausage scene was in Saving Mr. Banks.

BTW … Did Oily get the role in Shaving Mr. Banks?
- on February 3, 2014 at 2:25 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Hooray and yes he did. Walt preferred the Brazilian apparently.
on February 3, 2014 at 6:54 pm | Reply Aussa Lorens

Haha! This might be your best yet.
- on February 3, 2014 at 8:50 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Cheers!
on February 3, 2014 at 8:11 pm | Reply appletonavenue

Well done!
- on February 3, 2014 at 8:51 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Cheers – Statue of Liberty in a week or two
  - on February 4, 2014 at 12:52 am appletonavenue
    
    I’m waiting patiently.
on February 3, 2014 at 11:18 pm | Reply The Regular Guy NYC

Are smoked sausages more aerodynamic?

Also, how about Peyton Manning with a sausage? He bit the big one last night.
- on February 4, 2014 at 7:14 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  He is that quarterback?
on February 5, 2014 at 1:56 am | Reply philosophermouseofthehedge

Quite the showgirl she is there….nothing like making an entrance to impress potential employers.
ow about the Road Runner or Wyle Coyote?
- on February 5, 2014 at 7:29 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Consider it done!
  - on February 5, 2014 at 2:16 pm philosophermouseofthehedge
    
    Beep-beep! (and there’s Speedy Gonzales – who is considered great and OK with PC here…in this little corner…probably not by some?)
  - on February 5, 2014 at 2:22 pm gingerfightback
    
    Beep-beep!
on February 5, 2014 at 1:45 pm | Reply Jamie Dedes

Oh my, the old gal, P.L. Travers must be having a time with this! Jim, where do you get this stuff. You must have interesting dreams.
- on February 5, 2014 at 2:21 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  It was a request and I am here to serve – can’t help but think of old DVD’s cockernee accent at the moment
on February 10, 2014 at 9:10 pm | Reply lostnchina

The image of the sausage pierced through with a … saber-like object, is…disturbing….
- on February 11, 2014 at 9:56 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  I tried for all of two minutes to figure out a supercajalistic thing pun. But gave up and had a cup of tea.