Yesterday Kristy Arseslap told you of the plight of Bingo and India and their attempts to land a pile in London. (You can read their heart rending tale here).
We were swamped by requests to find out how their home search was going. So, Mike Crawshaw caught up with them.
” Last year we tried to help Bingo and India, a couple of upper class tossers from Surrey, find a property in Central London. They had more money than sense to spend on their ideal property but unfortunately this would not stretch to the property at the end of The Mall that India fell in love with. When we left them, India was convinced that she could oust the existing tenants with an offer they could not refuse. We’ll let India take up the story….
‘I walked round the outside to see if there was stables and a paddock but I couldn’t see anything except an old man with great big ears. He appeared to be watering the plants.
He looked up and our eyes met. There was something about him that was rather attractive.
I felt we had met before. He wandered over.
‘Hello, may I help you?’
‘Yes, I was rather admiring your house’
‘My wife tells me It has been in the family rather a long time, what is your name my dear’
‘ India’
“What a coincidence! my great-great grandmother was Empress.”
‘I’d do anything to live in this house’
‘Anything?’
‘Oh yes’
‘What I have in mind may give you a bladder infection.’
‘That’s alright, I don’t know anything about flowers. Have you got a pony?”
An improved offer was turned down when his wife caught him with no trousers.
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‘That’s alright, I don’t know anything about flowers. Have you got a pony?…’
Mate, I just love it!
Good, it tickled me too!
Oh no… I take it the property hunt continues!
We moved out of London years ago! Best thing we ever did.
It’s such a shame to see that with all the combined powers of Capitalism and the British Empire, a wealthy woman can’t even get a few simple demands taken care of. What a heartbreaking tale.
The country has truly gone to the dogs.
Poor India. I wonder if she ever got her ride.
I think she did!!!
Ahem……ahem….
Only time will tell Michelle but se did sort of meet a kind of Prince Charming
What is the song in the original animated version of Snow White? “Some day, my prince will come….”
In more ways than one….
I can’t believe India let trousers come between her and the ideal home.
The large-eared fellow obviously didn’t let his trousers come between him and anything.
(And his sausage is magnificent.)
Regal!
Priceless!
Cheers!
“What I have in mind may give you a bladder infection.” I can’t stop laughing!
Good!
Oh dear, no deal for wankers. Love the exchange between India and the Man with the Big Ears. Priceless.
It is all true! Sort of
Fellow looks a bit like Joe Biden. Yikes!
The V-P? Nothing if not international here at Gfb!