Hello,
My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a potter.
I have been potterising for over 20 years and stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop The Potter’s Reel, down here in Lower Swell. The shop is named after my potter’s wheel which goes round and round. Like a reel.
We have a Sale on at the moment.
Here are reviews of some of my favourite bits of “Art”.
1. Painting
Autumn Rhythm – One of Jackson Pollock’s most famous. I don’t have a clue either.
2. Movies
Dances With Wolves – Don’t Dance With Wolves. They will eat you. Great car chase and the underwater fight scenes are wonderful. Who will ever forget Whitney Houston’s theme tune? Goes on a bit.
3. Music
Beyonce – I Am Sasha Fierce – I love Beyonce. She screeches and warbles better than anyone I know – Goes on a bit.
4. Literature
The Times Atlas Of The World – Got this for Christmas! Maps spelt backwards is Spam. Now there’s a thought. Goes on a bit.
Village News
The Postman
Whoever stole his rubber band ball (10 years in the making) could they please return it. He was only four short of the world rubber band collection set by Magnus Fleischer, inventor of the buttoneer, in Hamburg in the 1960’s.
‘Til next time – The Wheel Keeps On Turning!
TCTP
Maps spelt backwards is Spam!
I love that!
MADE spells EDAM – Dutch Cheese! I bet the NSA haven’t figured this out!
You could work out a whole code for your next dinner menu!
Worth a go!
Glad that Terry is still pottering and thank you for the smiles in your potting shed today Ginger… Have a great new start for the Year Happy 2014 to you …
Cheers Sue I hope 2014 doesn’t go on for a bit
I hope Terry will immortalize the rubber band ball in pottery.
Perhaps a fine Cardiff clay, with just the right amount of sand and limestone mixed in…
Always nice to meet another clay aficionado
Ginger spelled backward is regnig. What the hell that has anything to do with the post is beyond me. Love Terry
Nonsense abounds! Cheers John
Did Beyonce learn by dancing with wolves?
The postman should check Pollock’s painting for evidence – rumor is the painting was done by bungie jumping across the studio.
I would say you are correct. Just stretching the postman’s rubber ball before take off!
Mr Cotter is still my fave!
Hooray!
Just had Regnig and Eggs for breakfast. Marvellous!
Ylevol!
LOL at the movies review! Had me cracking up!
Good!
it’s the ‘goes on a bit’ bit that makes me laugh out loud!
They do though, don’t they…….