I am Barry Belcher. I am a Milkman. I am Psychic. I predict predictions, with various degrees of accuracy. Previous predictions can be read here. and here
I am up with the Lark, delivering milk, eggs, orange juice, potatoes, bread (wholemeal mostly but the occasional white sliced) and yoghurt.
So, without further ado…….Milk Bottle of Mystery…….what does the future foretell?
1. December 2012 – Like The Mayans I believe the world will end on 21st December 2012.
2. 2014 – Feet will be bigger in 2014 by an average of 7.54% per toe.
3. July 2014 – Nelson Mandela will finally depart the earth for a better place.
Will these prove accurate readers? Only time will tell………
Now it is time for messages from “THE OTHER SIDE” –
Elaine, Walthamstow
The cat ate it.
Barbara, Adelaide
Mum kept the receipt in case you didn’t like the blouse.
Liang Bo in Shanghai
Bo Bing thinks velcro fasteners would be a safer bet for you.
Andre, Biarritz
Pierre says not to worry about the faulty wiring in the toaster. It was a mistake anybody could make and he doesn’t blame you.
IF YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO MAY BENEFIT FROM HEARING THESE MESSAGES PLEASE PASS THEM ON….
Well folks, the Milk Bottle of Mystery is being returned to the Crate of Destiny.
Until next time……….
Yes – – – please tell Shirley to get Bob off the pot – – – and she should be quick about it. I foresee that the anarchists are planting some dynamite in the sewage treatment plant – – – as we speak.
That does not bear thinking abaaaahhhhhhht
These messages, if they find their intended destinations, may change the whole future of the Earth. However, the milk sachet of clarity says they won’t.
I would’ve bet my house on them!
I think Barry got these predictions from a bottle of almond milk.
Just plain nutty.
(See what I did there?)
HAHAHAHA!!!
Christmas cheer still lives!
I had a psychic keep sending me dire warnings for the future so I blocked her in spam. Then went online and found out that she has done this to so many. With all the downside in life that I have experienced, I didn’t need that. The last thing I need to worry about is someone in my life (unexpectedly) screws me over. Spiritual exploitation of a kind.
I know that this blog does not do that, but when I saw it, it reminded of the psychic.
I knew you were going to write this!
Yeah but you didn’t realize that I set your toes on fire. yet!! 🙂
Is that why I am standing in a bucket of water?
A watched pot never boils.. ha
Belatedly
What about the future of sausages? Happy New Year’s.
Who nose?
I predict that Bo Bing and Liang Bo are long lost Siamese twins, who used to be joined at the nostrils and were separated just last week during the huge Boxing Day sales.
Spot on. They are keen sailors and went to a nasal academy!
I am so very grateful to have gotten the heads-up from Mr Mystic; virtually guarantees I’ll have a grand 2014. May you, my friend, have a spectacular year, not only virtually but in every way lovely throughout. May peace, joy and happy adventures abound in the coming year for the whole Ginger family!
Cheers,
Kathryn
Thanks Kathryn and Happy New Year to you and yours!
But will the milk turn sour in 2014?
No! Happy New Year!
Mr. Mystic is the Nostradamas of modern times.
I should coco Frank – Happy New Year!