Gingerfightback has learned that Jesus and Santa Claus have been bought by THE GREATEST man in the world Simon Cowell and Christmas has been rebranded “Cowellmass”.
Pop svengali and high fibre enthusiast Simon told Gfb, “I am great. Everybody knows that and it is fitting that, by popular demand, December 25th is named after me as it shows my greatness and enormous humility. I will be delivering kids’ prezzies myself tomorrow night. To make the day even better for these whelps they will receive a photo of me. They can then adore me to their heart’s content. As a result of this act of magnificent munificence I have soiled myself and need a new nappy.”
Here is the snap of Simon your kids will receive. What a great guy he is.
I understand the Easter Bunny and the Groundhog have banded together under the banner “Over My Dead Body” to protect themselves from him.
Nothing can stop him!
You are so naughty!! Santa is watching you! 😉
Sorry Santa!
Is that a Christmas sausage on Simon’s head?
Yes a sausage pâté actually Gale!
Happy sausages and Christmas to all.
Likewise Gale!
Hilarious! Merry Christmas!
And to you lass!
I like the ginger chest hair, but unfortunately it does not go with the eyebrows. Fine report GFB news.
GFB NEWS “ALL THE NONSENSE ALL THE TIME”
Love that mission statement 🙂 Merry Christmas!
I had the Brand Consultants in! Likewise to you and yours!
Simon is all about humility and humanity … thus why is may be the best ginger want-to-be.
He looks and sounds like a big turd to me. Bah Humbug!
Turd is the word
Prezzies and a photo. Oh, be still my heart!