Gingerfightback is tipping Brucie’s syrup to lift the old glitter ball this evening.
As the picture shows the fast moving toupe is set to wow the judges and the public with its nifty footwork and rise and fall to the Latin beat. As Gfb’s dance correspondent Kimberley Knee-Cap said, “That wig is the finest exponent of dance I have ever seen. I drink to excess, have a Class A habit and recently sought solace from life’s miseries through Scientology, but rest assured I know what I am talking about. Hic.”
Rumours that domestic goddess Nigella Lawson will appear in next year’s series were met with snorts of derision by BBC insiders.
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Somebody nicked his toupee right before my eyes, they did! Honestly, crime these days …
Crying shame – they should nail it to his head
Good idea – wif lots of BIG nails. That’ll get the grin off his phiz.
(I’m not a Brucie fan, in case you hadn’t guessed.)
sadly I agree he is past his best now. Everyman in the UK does a Brucie impression which is some achievement though.
He seems typical of the MC at these variety shows/dances put on at large seaside resort hotels in UK, though. They all seem modelled on him!
He has been doing it for 65 years!
That hair is just lucky Prince Charles earlobes didn’t enter this year.
As a future head of state, church and defender of faith Chuck would walk (so to speak) a reality dance competition – rest assured.
I hear she’s praying for a white christmas. and so on…
Etc etc! Have a good Christmas and that beef stew is lined up for Boxing Day
Oh that Nigella….
Coming to a TV screen near you in the New Year!