Archeologists have recently discovered ancient ginger follicles in the ground around Stonehenge adding fuel to the theory, that the Henge was a giant hairdresser’s where Neolithic men and woman could have a spot of “me” time before spearing a sabre tooth tiger, being cheeky to mammoths or being given up as a blood sacrifice.
Heavily side burned Archeologist, Archie Evil-Do-Reside-‘Ere, told Gfb, “There be evil in these ‘ere stones. Trust me. I know. Whenever I come close to them, me corns play up. A true sign of evil lurkin’. Fancy a pint?”
Stonehenge could have looked like this
You have got it all mistook-like. Them there are the nests of the prehistoric gingernut birds. They were flightless and had to move very gingerly due to the size of the ginger nuts.
hehehehe! Dear Editor, you are impossible, aren’t you? 😀
That explains a lot – helluva scotch egg they make as well
😀 You’re a card!
I know!
It always seemed like something was missing… Now I know!! 🙂
Thousands of years of mystery torn away. Actually it was in today’s paper that the stones were quarried a mile away from previously thought in mid Wales. Apparently whole careers have been wasted in the world of archeology! Oh dear….
Are you sure that’s Stonehenge? Could be those crafty Easter Island statues in disguise…
No it is definitely Stonehenge…….Hang on…..no, no it is definitely Stonehenge
Too funny! Is that where the revellers sit when the wind picks up?
Slightly to the left – I am hoping for a druid’s outfit for Xmas!
LOL
Being being cheeky to mammoths might be a gingerous enterprise. Very gingerous.
We live for danger!