Sim Salabim!
Egypt’s famous Great Pyramid has grown a moustache to honour Movember.
“Eye of a camel, son of a she-wolf! Is this the work of the secret Brotherhood of Male Grooming?” declared retired civil servant Ali Hassan as he waked to the baker’s to buy his cat some fish. Without success. As an insurance policy he visited the bank. Again without success.
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One of the best ones yet! Pointedly done
The apex of achievement
The moustache adds a touch of Victorian whimsy to the–dare I say–geometry of the pyramid.
You may dare Gale!
A great paradox. Pyramids are said to keep razorblades sharp, but if you grow a moustache you don’t need a razorblade.
I have never heard that before. Should I believe you! Hmmm……….