Easter Island.
The very name evokes feeling of, if nothing else, Easter and Islands.
German professor Emeritus Of Made Up Cobblers, Hans Sandwich recently discovered Giant Ginger Haired Statues in the bit of the Island nobody has ever explored before.
“Ven I Valked To Dees Place, I Vos Wery Shocked By Vot I Saw – Dee Giganticsch Gingereisch Shtatchews – Vous Could Have Knockedeish Me Ova Wid A Fedder.” Commented Doctor Sandwich, who also suffers from Capslock syndrome.
Allow yourself to postulate what the discovery of the Giant Ginger Statues Of Easter Island means to the evolution of humankind in Polynesia all those years ago.
A pixelated conundrum for sure…..
One nose those ginger-haired fellers
Were quite exceptional smellers!
I wonder if they had planning permission for all those statues? Mighty big Gnomes in my opinion
I saw an article online recently about some chaps who had decided to start digging around the heads. And when they did, they discovered that all these heads actually had full bodies.
I’m not sure if it was all a hoax but if true, I wonder whether these statues will have matching ginger pubes..?
saw the same article. wondered the same thing. did they have curtains back then?
Crack hair but not the pubes – weird
Brilliant!
Thought I’d spit out my coffee at ‘Capslock Syndrome..’ hahahaha
Thank you for bringing forth a bit of hidden ginger history to my small part of the world
NO WORRIES!
Yark!
They look distinguished. Nicely done.
For some reason I think of Mad Men when I look at them Hook
I was always impressed with the gravitas of those statues. Now that I’ve seen them with ginger hair I think I will gravel at their feet.
i think that is the aggregate of my feelings too Gale
Where do I get these “Perplexed Conundrums?” I think they might work better than latex.
In the frozen foods aisle next to potato pieces
Look like they got stuck their waiting for their ship to come in.
Poor bastards.
They do and those poor lads in the background struggling to get there
Vot a discovery for Doctor Sandwich and humanity! This changes everything!
Most definitely!
Wry Sandwich obviously.
Yes
Could Earth have been populated by an alien race of gingers?
More than likely
and where is the rest of us?
Wherever you want to be Ankur!
How did all my fellow archaeologists miss that corner of the island for so long?
Looking in too many trenches I would wager!
“Capslock syndrome” – 😆
CHEERS!