The Government is reminding people to keep their pets indoors tonight as Britain sets about torching a few Papists on Bonfire Night.
Naturalist Chris Packham said, “Burning Catholics is acceptable to me as long as people’s pussies and bow wows don’t get scaredy waredey by bangs, whizzes and the screams of idolators as their flesh peels from their bones in the burning pyres that will cleanse them of their sins.”
Whilst burning left footers is a long treasured tradition in Britain, concerns are growing that the supply of Catholics is dwindling and that future burning stock will have to be imported. Another option being considered is the introduction of a Catholic Burning Tax Credit, where Catholics will be encouraged to offer parts of their anatomies for immolation in return for tax exemptions.
Ian Duncan-Spliff, Minister for Work, Pensions and Burning Scroungers told Gingerfightback, “Yeah man, me’s hexpectin to light me GANJA on de bonfire wi’ a burnin’ catlick roastin’ on de top all bernie bernie like. Me new sang go sometin’ like dis,
“All across de nation,
People call fire station
To hobtain big stick
To turn de burning Catlick”
Thank you Ian Duncan Spliff. Work in progress.
Pope Maradona told Gingerfightback, “On me head son. Give and go. Me legs have gone all trembly ‘cos I’m going to Wembley. Burn Methodists or Bono.”
Maybe it is time the Brits extended their menu to include Muslims and Buddhists and Scientologists and things?
Working on it
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Ian Duncan-spliff too funny! I really miss watching my wheels.
Weeeeeee! round and round you go lass!
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Include all illegals now in Briton which means there will be a big supply.
Will they burn with the right consistency though Harry?
Madonna is suggesting burning Bono? … If so, first and foremost, save the sausage.
I’m on it Frank!
I’m a foreigner from the United States, and even worse, from Texas. So does this mean it’s Guy Fawkes Day? Was he given a bad rap by history? Just asking.
He was part of a conspiracy in about 1605 to blow up the Houses of Parliament, kill the King and have a Catholic Monarch reinstated. November 5th commemorates his execution.
You Brits have all the fun.
Not ‘arf guvnor!
Be very fearful of the unintended consequences. The “Fisherman’s League” will be all exercised about not having anyone to be snapping on their mackerel.
If i knew what you meant Wally i would be fearful!
Good!
Listening to it as I read. Sounds like warfare outside. Love the look of them but not the reasoning. I’m staying indoors in case there is a sudden shortage of effigies. ;)x
Me too!
An’ ma poor dug is not amused! ;)x
Tomcat Fightback is indoors for a change!
No wonder. It’s mental here. Makes me sorry for anyone who has to live with the sound of gunfire or such. x
Agreed
Aye, Jim, safely locked in! 🙂
BOOM!
I’m a humanist … surely that means I’m exempt from the list. 😀
Are you a catholic or Protestant humanist Lesley!
Hee-hee, not saying. 😀
I honestly can’t stop laughing. And surely I’m going to burn in hell for finding humor in burning Catholics!
Don’t fret Debra, I already have a time share condo in purgatory
Foghorn takes exception to violence against animals… except for that damn chicken hawk.
Good
All hail bonfire night….
It is over I can practice my lapsing safely once more
No wonder that kitty is holding it’s head…gingerless!
I always like to get an aaaaahhhhh factor in there!
Man, I need to burn me some zombies, but then we would have no lawyers or politicians left.
Agreed!