Hello,
My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a potter.
I have been potterising for over 20 years and stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop The Potter’s Reel, down here in Lower Swell. The shop is named after my potter’s wheel which goes round and round. Like a reel.
Here are some reviews of some of my favourite bits from the world they call “Art”.
1. Play
Romeo and Juliet – He loveth her, she loveth him. The families don’t get oneth. They both dieth.
“Romeo, Romeo wherefore art thou?”
“Over here.”
Goes on a biteth.
2. Movies
Gladiator – Antipodean Roman General becomes a slave, cleaves a lot, discovers hair gel, chest shaving and eyeliner before “Echoing In Eternity” (whatever that means) – Goes on a bittus.
3. Televsion
Downton Abbey – I prefer Oily George’s adult version, Down On Abbey. Now has fewer ratings than HMS Victory. God awful dross. goes on forever.
4. Literature
The Naked Lunch – William Burroughs classic slice of Smack Lit. I ate my lunch naked once. Bowl of soup and a crusty roll. Crumbs everywhere. Soup was nice though.
Village News
The William Shatner look-a-like competition was won by Anthea who works on the frozen foods in Spar. Big fan of Shatner during the TJ Hooker years apparently.
‘Til next time – The Wheel Keeps On Turning!
TCTP
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Biteth … bittus *snort* 🙂
“God awful dross.” Covers so many films. 🙂
I know – Adam Bloody Sandler for starters
All of Adam Bloody Sanders (Including his Happy Chanukah thing)
Every last muthafuckin one of them!
Glad I asked. I was going to get that for you for Christmas
Heartfelt thanks……
I had a crusty roll for lunch, no soup. Had clothes on too. It was just ok, I’ll try it naked next time
Do it is most rewarding
I wouldn’t not have guessed that Terry had a copy of Down on Abbey.
Life is full of surprises Frank!
Fortunate the soup wasn’t too hot!
Carpaccio
William R. Burroughs – an early swinger.
Fine art of words, Cotter
I thought so too!