Hello Oily,
You mentioned you had Hornflakes for breakfast. They are not available in my home town. Is there anything else I cold try for breakfast?
Lavinia, Kensington
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Lavinia
Pornflakes.
Regards
Oily
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Does he eat them with a large sausage?
Otherwise, it doesn’t sound like a balanced breakfast…
Veggie sausage – he gets too much meat otherwise
Of course!!!
Of course Susie!
Pornflakes. Got it. *Potters off to Sainsbury’s* (Or is Waitrose a better bet?)
With that 10 per cent card thingy Kate most definitely!
Do Pornflakes have special shapes?
I will leave that to your imagination Frank
… then partakers may be picking out their favorites.
I don’t think they’ve made it across the pond at this point, Oily. But I’ll be watching!
Just add milk Debra
Do you practise safe breakfast, Oily George?
He remains seated at all times!
HAHA
Who knew porn stars were so punny.