Hello Oily,
I was wondering if you could let me know what you have for breakfast. I’m sure it is the secret to you maintaining your fantastic figure, oily sheen and youthful looks.
Wendy, Bolsover
Oily Replies;
Wendy!
Hornflakes.
Regards
Oily
October 11, 2013 by gingerfightback
Hello Oily,
I was wondering if you could let me know what you have for breakfast. I’m sure it is the secret to you maintaining your fantastic figure, oily sheen and youthful looks.
Wendy, Bolsover
Oily Replies;
Wendy!
Hornflakes.
Regards
Oily
I bet he has his Hornflakes slathered in butter…melted…gooey…butter…running down his lips….onto…his chest….oozing down to his long….crunchy….toast….
*runs to diner for deluxe breakfast*
Jesus – I am all hot and bothered…..
Not hot and buttered?
Watching my cholesterol
Hornflakes? I know for a fact that he also eats donut holes cause I saw him do it in a film
Was that the Classis 1976 epic “Dunkin”?
Might have been called “Sugar Hole” and I think it was 1969
Not Finger Lickin’ from 78?
I thought sausages would be involved, but then that would be predictable I guess…
In a Full English which ironically is one of Oily’s earliest skin flicks!
I dread to think what he does with the baked beans…
Hot-buttered hornflakes with a savory natural sauce.
Mmmmm……..
“The Breakfast of Smutty Champions!”
Slurp, slurp!
I’d imagine Hornflakes are low on fiber?
Sugary too
Sprinkled with Viagra I’m sure!